Friday, 11 September 2015

Mastermind - Round One - Heat 6

Well, I have to say it – credit where it’s due, that was a cracking good show tonight. Two virgins, two recidivists.

First of the recidivists then was Geoff Snape. Geoff was a first round contender in both the 2012 series, and the 2007 SOBM. I have to say that looking at his previous GK scores, if Geoff was going to make it to his first semifinal he was going to have to have an absolute blinder on specialist. He picked the Sherlock Holmes stories of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and that’s a tall enough order since there’s getting on for 60 of them. It reminds me of my first ever Mastermind competition. This was Elthorne High School Mastermind ’81 – actually the inaugural running of the competition as it happened. One of my fellow contenders – I believe it may have been Emma Rushton, but my memory may be deceiving me here – had opted to take the Sherlock Holmes stories – but she believed that she was only going to be asked about the 4 novels – not the 50+ short stories. Uh oh. IIRC the show did go on, and she still achieved a creditable score. As did Geoff in reaching double figures with 10 points. A useful score, but not a blowing the opposition away score. I reckoned that he’d be behind at halfway, and would find it too difficult to make up ground on GK.

Margaret Brown was making her first Mastermind appearance, and answering on the excellent Radio 4 comedy series Old Harry’s Game. I know the series well enough to know that you have to have a very, very deep knowledge of it to achieve a high score on the questions that Margaret was asked – and she did as well as could possibly be done with them. Margaret scored a perfect 14 from 14. Very good performance, and it meant that the pressure was well and truly on the two contenders yet to go.

It didn’t seem to bother fellow Mastermind virgin David Shah too much. He was answering on the Roman Army 200BC – AD200. Now, that’s a long time. David can only answer what he’s actually asked, and he, as had Margaret before him, answered all 14 of them correctly. Now, my feeling is that I must know a lot more about Roman history than I thought I did since I managed 10 of these, and only really missed the ones which were specifically about the organization of the roman army. That’s immaterial anyway. An excellent performance from David, and poor old Geoff must have been sitting in his chair with a sinking feeling along the lines of – here we go again.

Speaking of déjà vu, I wonder if that’s what Ewan Paton experienced, since it’s only a year since he began his previous Mastermind campaign. Last year he reached the semi finals and was runner up in his semi behind LAM reader and all round good egg Diane Hallagan. Now, before anyone accuses me of hypocrisy, I am not saying there’s anything wrong with this quick return. How can I? To date I am still the only contender to be knocked out in the first round in one series, and to win the next series. In two outings last year Ewan impressed me as someone who knew his GK better than the average contender, and so the real question was whether he could get close enough to the two leaders in his specialist round on Harold Wilson. Yes. He certainly could. Another perfect round of 14 from 14. Has it ever happened that we’ve had three perfect rounds in a row? Well, possibly, but I can’t remember any instance of it happening before. And believe you me – it is incredibly hard to get a perfect specialist round. I tried five times and the closest I ever got was one wrong and no passes.

So after a fantastic first round, poor old Geoff was down among the wines and spirits, and had to return first. He will surely have known in his heart of hearts that it was highly unlikely that he could overhaul all three of his fellow contenders, and so made something of an uncertain start. The round actually got better, although he never seemed quite to build up a full head of steam. I was interested to see him give a double thumbs up to John as he stood up to go back to his seat. This seemed to me not to be saying that he thought it would be good enough, but a little satisfaction that he had performed as well as he thought he could, and that’s an attitude I can applaud.

There are two ways of looking at the position that Margaret was in. On the one hand you could say that it was hardest for her, having to set the target for the others to chase, and then wait to see if she could hang on. True. On the other hand you could also say that she didn’t have the problem of having a hugely daunting total to chase, and could then just concentrate on building the best total that she could. For the first minute and three quarters I thought that she was going to put the target beyond the other two. She answered so well that had it been a two minute round I think she might even have won the heat. However the last 45 seconds or something robbed her of momentum, as the answers dried up somewhat. Nonetheless her score of 13 to leave the target at 27 and no passes to force a tie break certainly looked to be enough to put the last two contenders into the corridor of uncertainty.

What was uncertain, mind you, was the outcome of the match. David wasn’t giving in and conceding defeat at all – however he did end up passing. This may have just been unavoidable for him – it may have been deliberate tactics. Whatever the case, it actually made the job harder for him since, having passed once he needed to score 14 – 27 wouldn’t do for a draw now. He wasn’t a million miles away from it either, but looking at his answers, I think a score of 12 was just about as well as he was going to do. Heartbreakingly close, but no King Edward this time.

So would Ewan prove the point I’ve often made about the value of experience in the chair? To me it looked pretty much neck and neck with Margaret’s round for most of the way through. However, we had seen that Margaret’s round slowed up towards the end. Ewan arrived at a target equaling 27 and no passes with time for a couple of questions left. He got the first of the two wrong, but the second, about the famous Jim Callaghan ‘quote’ – crisis, what crisis – would rob us of a tie break.

AS I said, that was a great show. Many congratulations Ewan on keeping your nerve, reaching the target and becoming a double semifinalist. As for Margaret, congratulations on a fine performance yourself, and sticking my neck out I’d say your chances of reaching the semis are pretty good. As for David, well played too – although, and I’m sorry to say this – I fear 26 and 4 passes may just be outside the repechage slots when the dust has settled.

The Details

Geoff Snape
The Sherlock Holmes stories of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
10
1
11
3
21
4
Margaret Brown
Old Harry’s Game
14
0
13
0
27
0
David Shah
The Roman Army 200BC – 200 AD
14
0
12
4
26
4
Ewan Paton
Harold Wilson
14
0
14
0
28
0


In The News

In the news

Who or what are the following and why have they been in the news?

Lady Barbara Judge
Jean Luc Kister
Michael Jung
Rachel Atherton
Reyaad Khan, Junaid Hussain and Ruhul Amin
Rico Rodriguez
Fav Afrique
Mahlatse Ralepelle
Doug Richard
Richard ‘Abz’ Abidin Breen
Kamil Shah
Peter Ball
Kevin Anderson
Trigger Mortis
Richard Cushworth and Mercedes Casanellas
Walter Palmer
Jessy McCabe
Jeff Smisek
Dominic Inglot
Homo Naledi
Chris Henkey
Adrian Morley

In Other News

Former Archibishop George Carey took the opposite side to current encumbent Justin Welby on which issue?
Which organization protested outside Lunar House Immigration centre in Croydon?
Over 40 previously unknown stones have been discovered buried near where?
Which brand of whisky was returned to Earth after 4 years on the International space Station?
Who announced he is to launch a new political party in France?
Which University/college has the highest University Crime rate?
What was the score in the rugby friendly between England and Ireland?
– and Wales and Italy?
– and Scotland and France?
Who won the Italian GP?
Against which team did Wayne Rooney break Bobby Charlton’s England goals record with his 50th?
What was the score between Wales and Israel in the Euro qualifying match?
Who won the European Le Mans series?
What was the route of the first stage of the Tour of Britain?
What was the score in the Euro qualifier between England and San Marino?
What are the public being given the opportunity to do with storms in the UK?
A sequel is to be made to which Irvine Welsh film?
A BBC series about the Blitz was criticized for ignoring which city?
What was the extent of Wales full back Lee Halfpenny’s injury?
What was the score in the Euro qualifier between Republic of Ireland and Georgia?
– and Scotland and Germany?
– and Northern Ireland and Hungary?
– and England and Switzerland?
The Cricket Royal London one day final will be contested between which two teams?
Why did Paloma Faith have to apologise to Gibraltar?
Who said that she had been hounded by a commons select committee into publically denying doping?
Springbok great Victor Matfield has signed for which English club?
What will be the new sponsored name of the Milennium Stadium?
Which French rugby club is mired in doping accusations?
Which CBBC institution turned 30?
What was announced by Apple?
Name the Laugh In actress who passed away?
Where did a British Airways 777 catch fire?
Which city announced it will bid to be 2023 European City of Culture?
Which other Aussie Test Cricketer announced his international retirement this week?
Who won the cricket county championship?
Who announced he will stand against Michel Platini for the FIFA presidency?
REM have criticized Donald Trump for using which of their songs?
Where was a giant head of Lenin dug up?
Who quit the power sharing assembly at Stormont?
What was announced by Anne Robinson?
Which role will Robert Lindsay be recreating?
National Geographic has been bought out by whom?
Who is Jamie Murray’s partner in the US Open Mens Doubles?
Which piece of sporting equipment was sold at Christie’s for £266,500?
Pope Francis has announced visits to which 3 African countries?

Answers to News Questions

In the News

Who or what are the following and why have they been in the news?

Bunny May
Wes Craven
Zaheera Tariq
Natalia Strelchenko
Johanna Konta
And then there were none
Berahinho
Denise the Pig
20 Fenchurch Street
Diego Chaves
Aylan Al-Kurdi
PJ Kavanagh
Chris
Tom Brady

In Other News

A menu from where is expected to reach at least ₤32,000 at auction?
Episode 2 of series 5 of which show was the largest simulcast ever?
Which US musician has claimed he will run for president?
Chancellor George Osborne has announced a massive contract for which naval dockyards?
A 20 pound coin will be issued to commemorate the Queen becoming the longest reigning British monarch ever. On which date?
A massive explosion in a fireworks factory occurred in which country?
Which museum founder passed away last week?
Whose deal to be sold to Real Madrid collapsed?
Kim Catrall has been announced as a guest editor of which radio show?
Where is the world’s first hepatitis summit going to be held?
Which famous logo was redesigned radically this week?
– and whose logo was scrapped this week after claims of plagiarism?
Who was it announced will ride this year’s Tour of Britain?
A deal for Nissan Sunderland to make which car was announced?
Which monarch did the Historical Writers’ Association decide was the best of all time?
Who was reappointed CEO of News UK?
Which TV personality revealed she has had a benign brain tumour for several years?
Bill Turnbull is leaving BBC Breakfast time to look after what?
Welsh rugby will be the first to trial what?
What was photographed in British waters for the first time this week?
Who was forced to pull out of the Vuelta with a fracture?
Which ruling did the Vatican announce on eligibility to be God parents?
Which chain announced that they will stop keeping some of the tips given on credit cards, and instead pass them all on to staff?
6 columns of tractors brought traffic to a standstill in which city?
What was the score in the Euro qualification match between Wales and Cyprus?

Answers
Who or what are the following and why have they been in the news?

The ‘tiny dancer’ in the John Lewis advert
Nightmare on Elm Street film director passed away
Brit mum heading for Syria with her kids, detained in Turkey
Pianist found murdered in Glasgow
Brit who beat 9th seed in US Open tennis
Story that topped the poll to find the nation’s favourite Agatha Christie story
Footballer refused to play for West Brom after Spurs transfer deal fell through
Reported as being new girlfriend of Kermit the Frog
Official name of the Walkie Talkie, which has won the Carbuncle Cup
Next opponent for Kell Brook
Tragic drowned Syrian boy, whose photograph made the front pages of the papers
Writer, passed away aged 84
The overgrown Merino sheep who was caught and shaved in Canberra
Patriots’ Quarterback whose ban for his alleged role in deflategate was overturned by a federal judge.

In Other News

RMS Titanic
Game of Thrones
Kanye West
Rosyth
9th September 2015
Spain
Lord Montague of Beaulieu
David de Gea
Woman’s Hour
Glasgow
Google
Tokyo 2020 Olympics
Bradley Wiggins
Juke
Elizabeth I
Rebekah Brooks
Sue Perkins
His bees
6 point tries
Blue Whale
Chris Froome
Transsexual people cannot be Catholic Godparents
Pizza Express
Paris

1 – 0 Wales

Saturday, 5 September 2015

In the News

In the News

Who or what are the following and why have they been in the news?

Bunny May
Wes Craven
Zaheera Tariq
Natalia Strelchenko
Johanna Konta
And then there were none
Berahinho
Denise the Pig
20 Fenchurch Street
Diego Chaves
Aylan Al-Kurdi
PJ Kavanagh
Chris
Tom Brady

In Other News

A menu from where is expected to reach at least ₤32,000 at auction?
Episode 2 of series 5 of which show was the largest simulcast ever?
Which US musician has claimed he will run for president?
Chancellor George Osborne has announced a massive contract for which naval dockyards?
A 20 pound coin will be issued to commemorate the Queen becoming the longest reigning British monarch ever. On which date?
A massive explosion in a fireworks factory occurred in which country?
Which museum founder passed away last week?
Whose deal to be sold to Real Madrid collapsed?
Kim Catrall has been announced as a guest editor of which radio show?
Where is the world’s first hepatitis summit going to be held?
Which famous logo was redesigned radically this week?
– and whose logo was scrapped this week after claims of plagiarism?
Who was it announced will ride this year’s Tour of Britain?
A deal for Nissan Sunderland to make which car was announced?
Which monarch did the Historical Writers’ Association decide was the best of all time?
Who was reappointed CEO of News UK?
Which TV personality revealed she has had a benign brain tumour for several years?
Bill Turnbull is leaving BBC Breakfast time to look after what?
Welsh rugby will be the first to trial what?
What was photographed in British waters for the first time this week?
Who was forced to pull out of the Vuelta with a fracture?
Which ruling did the Vatican announce on eligibility to be God parents?
Which chain announced that they will stop keeping some of the tips given on credit cards, and instead pass them all on to staff?
6 columns of tractors brought traffic to a standstill in which city?
What was the score in the Euro qualification match between Wales and Cyprus?

Only Connect : Series Eleven: Match Eight

Scientists v. Builders

Right, grab a quick cuppa, for OC is about to start. In this case we have the Scientists and the Builders. The Scientists were Innis Carson, Lorraine Murtagh and Ian Volante. Innis and Lorraine come up clean on the database, but Ian appeared in the Nancy’s 2009 series of Mastermind, where a good score in the first round wasn’t enough to win his heat. Their opposition were the Builders – Robin Whelan, Max Esperson, and captain Ian Orris. Again, it’s only the skipper who registers on my database, and he too is a Masterminder. In Jesse’s 2010 series, Ian beat my mate Les Morrell in the first round, but could only come runner up to Jesse in the semi final. Ironically Les had a repechage slot and made it through to the final, still, I digress. Not much to choose between the teams on paper then.

Round One – What’s The Connection?

Two Reeds showed the builds a photo of what looked like a statue of Alan Turing. Then we had Stephen Hawking. I thought that this was either going to be characters played by best actor nominated actors at the last Oscars – or – I did know that Benedict Cumberbatch has also played both. Sensibly the Builds took another clue – Julian Assange, which meant we were looking at the Benedict Cumberbatch connection. Sadly the Builds went barking up the film tree and the Tists couldn’t get it. Water gave the Tists music – didn’t know the first but recognized The Mighty Wah! Second, and Snap! Third. So exclamation marks, and the Tists knew it at the same time that I did. For Eye of Horus the BVuilds received intensity of cosmic microwave background radiation – no, me neither. Norwegian banknotes helped me not, nor did footballers’ gestures. I’ll be honest, I probably should have got it from Dick Cheney’s residence on Google Earth, but I didn’t and that’s that. Neither did the Builds. Nor the Tists for that matter. Pixelation is the connection. Lion gave the Tists a lovely set. Milan, and Your Party saw both Lorraine and I latching on to things which Right Said Fred were Too Sexy for. Matter of opinion. Good shout. Ian opted for a horned rather than horned viper – I feared for the Builds after this, I’ll be honest – and received Abaft the Mainmast. No idea yet. The second clue 4 of 5 bells in the Elizabeth Tower, the tower commonly referred to as Big Ben, shed no light either. Every 25th Hunger Games, though, I knew had something to do with Quarter – Quarter Quell IIRC. If the first one was quarter deck, then I felt strongly enough that I might well have gone for it at this point. Sensibly the Builds took the last clue – 113.4g hamburger – the quarter pounder, and then have the correct answer for their first point of the competition. The Tists were left with the flax, and a very nice little set gave them The Raven, and then Little Weed. Now, anyone of my vintage knows Little Weed from Bill and Ben, and knows that it just said one word – weeeeeeeeeeed. Wel also know ‘quoth the raven ‘Eat my shorts’ – ‘Nevermore’.  So I came in with- they only said one word. The Tists took Seagulls in Finding Nemo – MINE! – and that was enough to give them the same answer. This completed a good first round for the Tists who led by 7 - 1

Round Two – What Comes Fourth?

The Builds, needing to get a wiggle on, started with the flax. 35th Anniversary LP reissue: Universal didn’t spark much in my memory to be honest, although we were clearly dealing with 1977. 1977 in music shouted punk rock, which suggested the Sex Pistols. But in what way? The Builds took the second – After one week with A&M:Virgin. Now, that made it clearer. We were dealing with record labels, and I knew that Virgin did take the Pistols on after they were shown the door by another company. I also knew that they were on the EMI label to start – in the words of the Pistols – EMI – Unlimited supply. So the first would be something involving EMI. The third clue for the Builds was kicked out after Bill Grundy interview: A &M. Ah the Bill Grundy interview. I remember being about 12 years old, watching it with my grandmother who was in her late 60s, listening in wonder to the virtuoso display of 4 letter abuse, amongst which Bill Grundy was called a ‘F”*!ing rotter’. With a totally straight face my Nan turned to me afterwards and said, ‘do people still use the word rotter, then?’ She was a class act. Going back to the show the Builds just didn’t get a record label into their answer, and the Tists couldn’t either. The answer actually was First single: EMI. The Tists opted for Eye of Horus. Ras al-Kaimah gave me the chance of a 5 pointer. This was the United Arab Emirates, and probably going up in order of size. I was fairly sure that even though Dubai gets the headlines, Abu Dhabi is the largest. Sharjah looked good for my hypothesis and Dubai hammered it home. That was enough for the Tists who gave the right answer. I could have had a 5 pointer on 2 Reeds as well. The Only Thing We Have to fear is fear itself – is a quotation from FDR. I would never have gambled in the studio, but I reckoned it could be quotes from 4 successive presidents. Therefore a JFK one would do it – I went for Ask not what your country can do for you - . That would have done, I’m sure. The Builds went for ‘read my lips’ which was George H W Bush – and I’m sorry, and don’t want to be harsh, but a set like this is the kind of thing you really should get if you’re going to make a realistic challenge for a win. The Tists offered Ich Bin Ein Berliner – correctly – which incidentally actually could be translated as I am a donut, I think.  Ian V chose a conventionally stressed horned viper, but he didn’t care, they were way ahead. RM in two different fonts followed by DM didn’t mean anything to them, but the Builds had a terrific bonus shout with Euro sign. These were rentenmark, reichsmark, deutschmark . I hadn’t had a Scooby. That made things slightly better as they went into water. We had Now Get Out of That. Sorry guys , but this was another 5 pointer chance. I knew that this was a BBC series of the 80s, and also a theme tune of Top of the Pops. If the next was The Wizard, then the answer would be Whole Lotta Love. It was. At this point the team worked it between them, and took much needed points. The Tists finished off with Lion, and set of pictures of 2 bars of music. No good for me, but they worked it out impressively off two, and Innis actually answered in the correct notes for the last one. Good shout – this was Frere Jacques apparently. All of which meant that at the end of the round the Tists led by 13 – 5.

Round Three – The Connecting Walls

A good Water wall and the Tists could be home and dry, I reckoned. This was an interesting wall because I could see a completely rogue set of Star Trek characters. The Tists didn’t fall for it – maybe they knew that Christine Chappell had double letters. So Chapel – Temple – Kirk and Church all went for places of worship. Then they started barking up the Star Trek tree for a minute, before seeing famous Bens – Britten – Disraeli – Zephaniah – Spock. They could see eponymous TV crime series – eg – Castle – and also words which are homonyms for nationalities eg deign. These resolved into Castle – Bones – Luther and Lewis, then Deign – Fin – Scott – Poll. 10 points thank you very much, and to all intents and purposes, game over.

Lion gave the Builds the 4 Cs of gemstones – cut – carat – clarity – colour. I could see a set of words the first syllables of which were the names of mammals – Category – Molesley – Pigment and Bates – but the Builds missed it. This would leave shade – tincture – tint and hue as colour variations. Again they missed these. I didn’t know that the last set – Carson – Hughes – Patmore and Barrow were all in Downton Abbey. Neither did the Builds. Receiving 3 put the scores at 23 – 8 to the Tists.

Round Four – Missing Vowels

The first set – afflictions of the ear nose and throat fell 3 – 1to the Tists, but the Builds lost a point for a wrong buzz. Things abbreviated to three letters fell 3 – 1. Shakespeare play suicides went 3 – 1to the Builds. That was that.

The final score was 30 – 12. A very good night’s work for the Scientists, who look to be a rather useful outfit. As for the Builders, well, it was one of those nights when nothing goes right and be honest, we’ve all had them in our time. They still have the chance to make amends in their next game.

University Challenge - Round One - Heat 8

Sussex v. Queen’s, Belfast

It was good to see JP trumpeting one of the show’s essential virtues at the start of the show, namely, that you get about 100 questions in about half an hour, which is a fantastic ratio especially compared with some lesser quizzes. First up this week was the team from Sussex, comprised of Oliver Raven, Anushka Davé, Dan Elbro and their skipper Seb Zarrilli. Their opposition, from Queen’s - Belfast, were Alastair Mallon, Jethro Waldron, Charlie Shimmins, and captain Jack Ruddy.

Jack Ruddy took first blood, knowing that RC Sherriff’s play “Journey’s End” is set in World War One. Three bonuses on Canada followed, of which none of us knew more than one. Seb Zarrilli opened his team’s account, knowing that the term which denotes erroneous ideas which have the appearance of sound reasoning (well, something like that) is a fallacy. One bonus on chemical elements – yes, I got one, and yes, I did a lap of honour around the sitting room – one bonus meant that the two teams were all square. Charlie Shimmins recognized two different things both denoted by the acronym OCD. Two bonuses on the maritime disaster which befell Sir Cloudsley Shovell’s fleet, and its consequences were answered correctly, but not the name of the manufacturer of the famous marine chronometer, John Harrison. 15 years ago or more that one would have been answered, but I suppose memory of Dava Sobell’s wonderful book “Longitude” are maybe fading a bit now. So to the picture starter, and one of Goldsmiths College’s most recent illustrious alumni, Steve McQueen. Three photos of other Turner Prize winners brought Queen’s no more points, although they had a narrow miss with Rachael Whiteread. Asked which planet is the fifth largest in diameter in the solar system, it was Jack Ruddy who supplied the correct answer with Earth. Two bonuses from a nice set on second lines of famous novels or novellas brought their score to 65, and they led Sussex by 50 points at the ten minute mark.

Dan Elbbro had a near miss with the next starter. Asked for the word which linked titles by , amongst others, Isaac Newton and Bertrand Russell, he gave the close English word Principles, rather than the correct latin original, Principia. Jethro Waldron wasn’t going to turn his nose up at that windfall. Two bonuses on British Overseas Territories in the Olympic Games took Queen’s further ahead, and you sensed that for Sussex we were at that stage in the competition where, if they didn’t make a conscious decision to start throwing caution to the wind, and risk losing 5 here and there for early buzzes, then they had little or no chance of coming back into it. There was a lovely UC special starter next. What number is obtained by adding the regnal numbers in both England and Scotland of the last King James and his successor, William. Well, the last James gets you 2 and 7 which is 9, and his successor gets you 3 and 2. Seb Zarillia had the correct answer of 14. This brought Sussex some comfort, and even more was provided in the shape of a full house on comfort food. Alastair Mallon recognized a quote about the highly influential Velvet Underground. Only one of a gettable set of bonuses on husbands in Shakespeare was taken, but then Queen’s still very much had the whip hand in this contest. Both Alastair Mellon and I were first in to recognize a wee soupçon of Fleetwood Mac, and earned three other artists or bands to have played at Presidential Inaugural galas or other presidential events. Both band and president were required. This set proved a little tricky, and Queen’s managed just the one – the same one that I managed as it happened. Alastair Mallon, who was really finding his buzzer range at this stage of the competition knew that Tony Benn was the longest ever serving member of the Labour Party.A full house on biology put Sussex 100 points behind, and, to all intents and purposes, out of the contest. Seb Zarrilli buzzed in early to take the old quiz chestnut about the company formed by Edwin Land – polaroid. The full house they received on stage musicals took their score to 65, but it couldn’t disguise the fact that, at the 20 minute mark they had been comprehensively beaten to the buzzer throughout much of the contest so far.

So, time for Sussex to at least show us what they were made of. It looked like a tall order to overhaul Queen’s, and a tall order to set a competitive score in the hunt for a repechage slot, but we have seen such things happen in the past. Dan Ebro began the fightback knowing a German chappy called Max Weber. They sadly couldn’t manage any of the bonuses on light. I was very pleased with myself for identifying a painting by John Singer Sargent. Nobody else did. Oliver Rave knew that in 2015 the Ivory Coast won the African Cup of Nations. This earned the picture bonuses, where Sussex were asked to identify figures who sat for Sargent. Two correct answers put them on the cusp of three figures. Seb Zarrilli maintained his team’s momentum by recognizing that the two political nicknames JP was looking for were Tories and Whigs. English cathedrals took Sussex to 110, a mere 30 points behind. Anushka Davé wiped out 10 of that deficit, recognizing a definition of ether for the next starter. One bonus on test cricket meant that the gap between the two teams was down to 15. This, I’m pleased to say, was getting to be rather exciting. A UC special asking for a three country route from the Aegean to the Baltic and starting with Turkey saw Jethro Waldron correctly answer Georgia and Russia. US direct action in foreign countries provided Queen’s with a timely full house. Alastair Mallon identified a speech by Edmund Burke earning the dubious reward of bonuses on mutagenic agents in biochemistry. No, me neither. Queen’s neither as well, for that matter. Queen’s had obviously decided to close the show, and had switched back into buzzing overdrive, as Jethro Waldron buzzed in to recognize WH Auden’s “The Sea and the Mirror” as being linked to “The Tempest”. US States and their borders brought two points to put them over the event horizon at 195. In fact that was the last event of the quiz, since the gong sounded. Queen’s won comfortably in the end with 195 to Sussex’s 125.

Rather inexplicably JP seemed to be blaming Sussex’s defeat on one or two of their interventions. No. Wrong. Queen’s won because they outbuzzed Sussex – pure and simple. No shame to Sussex, and more power to Queen’s’ collective elbow. Well played.

Jeremy Paxman Watch

Sometimes I get a little annoyed with our JP. Faced with the picture bonuses, Queen’s had no idea of the second one, and so rather than not give an answer, came up with the answer of an eminent artist who might well have won the Turner Prize, Tracey Emin. JP did his famous ‘bad smell’ expression, and then snorted “It’s nothing LIKE Tracey Emin!” To react like this is to miss the point – to hit and hope like this at least gives you a slim chance of being right. To say that you don’t know gives you no chance. Thus cowed, Queen’s felt obligated to pass on the last photo. Grrr.

Next to receive his scorn was Seb Zarilli, whose suggestion that Benjamin Franklin might have made a speech in the House of Commons in 1774 was greeted with JP’s best Lady Bracknell expression. “WHAT???? NO!”

Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week

The word Macaroni is thought to derive from a Byzantine Greek word meaning barley broth.

Friday, 4 September 2015

Mastermind - Round One - Heat 5

Unless I’m very much mistaken this was the heat originally slated to be the second shown, but postponed due to the late Sir Edward Heath facing a number of allegations. He was the subject of the third of the specialist rounds in this evening’s show, and we’ll come to that in due course.

The first contender of the evening, Raymond Nicell, came up clean on my contender database, and so was one of tonight’s two Mastermind virgins. He was answering on Phil Lynott and Thin Lizzy. This is the kind of subject that the uninformed cite as examples of Mastermind being ‘dumbed down’, and yet this is exactly the sort of subject which is deceptively difficult, and much wider than you might expect. Anything in double figures is fine in a specialist round these days. However, 10, which is what Raymond scored, is always going to leave you needing a blinding GK round.

There’s no really kind way of saying this, so let’s just put it on the table – Barrie Cooper, the second of tonight’s Mastermind virgins provided us with the relative rarity, a ‘mare of a specialist round. It’s sometimes difficult to tell whether a poor specialist round is the result of a failure to prepare, or a surfeit of nerves, or a mixture of both. Looking at some of the questions that Barrie failed to answer, I would suggest that it was nerves. I’m pretty sure that anyone who actually opted to take the wars of the Roses as a specialist subject would know that Henry VII and Elizabeth of York’s oldest son was called Arthur. By the end of the round Barrie had scored 4.

Michael Frankl, a Brain of Britain semifinalist in his time, made his first Mastermind appearance 2 years ago, where he placed third in his first round heat. He achieved double figures in both rounds back then, and so the smart money said that he’d be in contention in this particular heat. It wasn’t a bad round this time either, although reading back my comments on his previous appearance I did make the point then that Michael didn’t answer very quickly, and I would say that this is a criticism that could be levelled at his performance again tonight. It may have cost him the chance of another question at the end of the round. I had a feeling that he was going to be behind at the turn around, but then I did know who was coming next.

My friend, Rach ‘Cherryade’ Neiman has been racking up a fairly impressive tally of broadcast quiz appearances over the last few years. She has twice taken part in Mastermind, and twice reached the semi finals, and was unlucky enough to lose out on a place in the final back in Aidan McQuade's 2013 series by a single point. Now, here’s a point to make about Rachael’s previous Mastermind appearances. I’m pretty sure that she has never been behind at the halfway stage – and in fact in three out of four appearances has been outright leader after specialist. This is a contender who knows how to prepare a specialist properly, and, answering on the comedy series ‘Cabin Pressure’, she gave another virtuoso performance, scoring a perfect 14 from 14. Brilliant work.

Right, in all honesty it looked like a two horse race from this point. The question remained, though, how would Barrie manage to perform after the disaster of the first round? All things considered, then, the answer was – not so badly. These days you only really get yourself mentioned in the low score Hall of Fame if your aggregate is not in double figures, and Barrie’s 8 put him comfortably outside this.  He did still seem to be rather affected by nerves. If he was, though, it must have been contagious, for poor Raymond Nicell, who followed him into the chair, seemed so struck by them that he fell into a horrible pass spiral. Indeed, at one point it was open to question whether he was going to pass Barrie’s aggregate. In the end he did that with some room to spare, but his total of 6 only put him 2 points ahead of Rachael, and she had yet to go with her GK round.

So to the business end of the competition. nMichael is an old and wise enough hand at broadcast quizzes to know that all he could do was to try to rack up as high a score as he could, and put as much pressure onto Rachael as possible. This he did very well. It’s all subjective, I know, but I didn’t think his GK round was the hardest I;ve ever heard – the only one I didn’t know was the Missy Elliot one. I don’t blame Michael for that – he can only answer the questions that he’s asked. This he did very well to take his score 10 26. 15 is a good GK round by anyone’s reckoning, and crucially it would give him a shout at a repechage slot if Rachael managed to beat him.

For my money this was one of Rachael’s best performances on GK. Where she knew the answers – and there were 13 of these questions – she snapped out the answers in double quick time. Where she didn’t know the answers, she came up with something and avoided the pass. This was textbook stuff. It meant firstly that when she reached Michael’s score of 26 she had done enough to win, since she had no passes. It also meant that when she did so, there was time for one more question, which gave her a superior total as well. Terrific performance.

Well played Michael – hope that you make it through, and Rach, excellent. Many congratulations, and I apologise now for the fact that you’ll be burdened with support from the Clark sofa for the semis/ Best of luck!

The Details


Raymond Nicell
Phil Lynott and Thin Lizzy
10
1
6
5
16
6
Barrie Cooper
The Wars of the Roses
4
4
8
6
12
10
Michael Frankl
Edward Heath
11
1
15
2
26
3
Rachael Neiman
Cabin Pressure
14
0
13
0
27
0