Manchester
v. Sussex
Manchester teams have a lot to live up to,
since their record in the Paxman era is second to none. This year’s team of Edmund Chapman, Matthew Stallard, Charlie
Rowlands and captain John Ratcliffe faced a stern test in their first round
match when they lost out 160 – 190 in a quality match against Selwyn. Well, we
have seen before that it is possible for a team to go all the way once they’ve
negotiated the repechage round. Standing in their way were Tom Whitehurst,
David Spence, Matthew Dean and Joss Macdonald from the University of Sussex. I
won’t lie, I was delighted that Sussex made it through to the repechage since
they were denied a fair answer to a starter by an extremely contentious ruling
in the first round. Sussex scored 150 against St. Peter’s, who scored 205. On
paper, then, very little in it.
Matthew Stallard took the first starter. JP
began with a quote about a website. I threw Wikipedia onto the table, as did
Matthew Stallard a moment or two later. Bonuses on Cicero yielded one bonus.
John Ratcliffe buzzed early when he recognised the definition of a tablet, and
the bonuses which followed on penal colonies provided a further ten points. The
next starter was a good old film chestnut. “Known for her forthright and
outspoken views on life, which actress won her first Oscar for Morning Glory –“
and at this point I gave the answer Katharine Hepburn – but nobody buzzed until
the question ended with “. . . On Golden Pond?” All too young, I guess, but
neither Jane Fonda nor Vivien Leigh brought the points. Asked for a seven
letter word which could mean a device to regulate the flow and depth of water,
or a balloon used as a defence against air attacks, John Ratcliffe buzzed in
early, and then found the answer would not pass beyond the tip of his tongue.
This allowed Joss Macdonald to open the account for Sussex with barrage. Two
correct answers on the probability bonuses were given. I got one of them
myself, and that wasn’t probable at all. Matthew Stallard buzzed in first for
the picture starter. It wasn’t really a classic picture starter, since all he
had to do was to say which national football teams were nicknamed Canarinhos –
Nationalelf – Azzuri. I liked the bonuses. In these they were given three
footballing terms, each rendered in Portuguese, German and Italian. This gave
them, but not me, their first full house of the contest. Joss Macdonald took
his and his team’s second starter, with a JP Donleavy quote about sex. Nobel
prize winning writers – alright, Aung San Suu Kyi didn’t win for literature,
but it was still about something she wrote – brought one bonus. This left the
score at 55 – 30 to Manchester as we passed the ten minute mark.
Matthew Dean recognised the names of four
species of tapir to reduce the deficit further earning bonuses on Trent Bridge.
Now, asked for the name of the Middlesex batsman who scored the highest
individual innings, Sussex knew it was Dennis Compton (sorry, but due to Fawlty
Towers, whenever I hear the name of the great Dennis Compton, the words ‘cloth-eared
bint’ inevitably follow in my head), but said Middlesex first, and thus failed
to get the points, due to the first answer rule. Once again, no leeway whatsoever
allowed to Sussex. The one bonus they managed reduced the gap to ten points.
Nobody knew that Peel sent Lord Ashburton to the USA to resolve border and
maritime search issues. Both teams waited as the next starter gradually
unfurled, but as soon as the words Sinhala language were said it was Tom
Whitehurst who won the buzzer race, to answer Sri Lanka, and put Sussex level
with Manchester. They couldn’t manage any of the bonuses on authors born in
1914. When Tom Whitehurst identified the dulcet tones of David Hasselhof for
the music starter he looked most embarrassed. Three more top selling hits (in
Germany) in 1989, the year the Berlin Wall came down, followed. Now, as you
know, pop music ended for me in 1986, so the only one I got was Enya. Sussex
managed one more, and now had a lead of 20. Given a description of one of the
events of the opening chapter of a nineteenth century novel, Matthew Stallard
chanced his arm with a pure guess of Jane Eyre, and fortune in this case
favoured the brave. A full house of bonuses on bio chemistry put Manchester
back in the lead. John Ratcliffe knew that the ferro magnetic element in
question used in staining glass is cobalt for the next starter. The team took
two bonuses on Labout MP Ellen Wilkinson – who incidentally had a girls’ school
in the London Borough of Ealing named after her – but didn’t know that the 1944
Education Act she
implemented was named after R.A. Butler. The next starter gave a quote by
Tchaikovsky about an opera set in Seville. Nobody fancied it until Edmund
Chapman chanced his arm with Carmen. Correctly so, Seville being the big
giveaway. I had a full house on Geological history, but the team missed out on
Wegener, taking the other two. Didn’t matter, At the twenty minute mark they
were pulling away again, and led by 120 – 75.
A lead which increased
when they recognized a painting by Georges Seurat. Three more artworks that
featured in the John Hughes film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and two correct
answers made their lead look formidable. Not that Sussex were finished. Tom
Whitehurst recognized a definition of the word quartile. A nice UC set about
winners of the Carbuncle Cup for Britain’s ugliest building followed, of which
they managed two. A very quick buzz from Charlie Rowlands snatched away that
small spark of hope for Sussex, as he identified varieties of coriander – a good
shout that. One bonus was taken on JS Bach. For the next starter, after being
given the full question about a work of literature, nobody seemed to fancy it,
so once again Matthew Stallard, mindful of his success with Jane Eyre, took
another speculative punt with The Compleat Angler, and once again the ball
sailed sweetly between the posts. We both scored a full house on entemology.
None of us knew that the shortest border between two ceremonial English
counties lies between Lincolnshire and Northants. Edmund Chapman knew that
several events all occurred in the 1490s. The bonuses on Kings called Edward
were gettable, but Manchester dropped one. It didn’t matter, the match was well
and truly won by this stage. Charlie Rowlands knew that Khaled Hosseini write
of One Thousand splendid suns. I didn’t think we’d have time for bonuses on
national Parks, and indeed we didn’t. The gong brought the contest to a close,
with Manchester clear winners by 210 to 95.
JP did his usual –
well, you didn’t really get into your stride at all there, did you, to Sussex.
That’s unfair. They were well in the contest until the last 12 minutes or so.
Then Manchester were just too strong, and too quick on the buzzer. So the
Manchester express is well and truly back on the rails. Well played both – good
game.
Jeremy Paxman Watch
With the sex question Sussex seemed so relieved
to get it right that JP observed smilingly,
“How sweetly baffled you look.”
He put into words what we were all thinking
when he said to Tom Whitehurst who answered the David Hasselhof ‘music’ starter
– “God, you have confess to embarrassing news on this show.”
When John Ratcliffe offered Degas as the artist
of the second artwork in the picture set he rather sniffily replied,
“No, Toulouse-Lautrec. Inimitable, I’d say.”
When Matthew Stallard gave the Compleat Angler
answer, he hailed it with “You’re a damn good guesser.”
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week
Nationalelf is a nickname of the German
national football team. I used to get my glasses on them.
2 comments:
A fair match overall, and I agree that Paxo's final comments to Sussex weren't fair, given that they did have the lead briefly at half time. They did OK at first, but when Manchester build up a head of steam, it's hard to halt them, unless you're last year's Trinity team, who withstood it twice!
The bonus rates were telling: Manchester managed 21/33 (with one penalty), while Sussex had to settle for 7/18.
Also, I am informed by both my father and Cromarty(IV) that the chemical elements ruling was, technically, correct, as the question asked after a 'sequence', and 'chemical elements' was too vague in that case. Though both also agree it was a bad starter that shouldn't really have been used.
I am reliably informed that the first second round match on Monday is Leicester vs Trinity.
Hi Jack,
I hadn't noticed that relatively low bonus conversion rate for Sussex - you're always going to struggle if that's the case.
Well, that whole thing about the elements starter is all old history now, since Sussex did get their shot at getting to the second round.
Looking forward to Monday's show.
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