Friday, 17 October 2014

Mastermind - Round one - Heat 10

Before you ask, yes, there were two more recidivists in tonight’s show. Not that this is really here or there, but it is something I find to be of interest.

It was one of the two virgins who kicked off tonight, though. Rod Allday was answering on The Thames Path. Now, I had a feeling that this was one of those rounds which is a little unusual, and the kind of thing you’d only take if it was really a special interest, and therefore we’d see something special. Unfortunately for Rod it didn’t quite work out that way. It just seemed that in a lot of the questions in the middle of the round the setters were asking aspects that Rod hadn’t considered at all, and he racked up no fewer than 6 passes. We see it happen from time to time, and it’s just one of those things. As it was Ron did well to rally from his mid round slump to push himself up to 7 points.

Diana Muir has twice previously been a first round contender. In 2010 she answered on Gertrude Jekyll, and was a little unfortunate to lose by a single point, with her score of 23 not being high enough to get her a repechage slot. She returned in 2012 but was unable to do better than third in her heat this time. Nothing deterred, here she was back for a third bite at the cherry, this time offering us Monica Dickens as a subject. It was a round that seemed to promise quite a bit more than it delivered. I don’t know if Diana had concentrated more on her life, but dome of the book details troubled her, and in the end she had taken the lead, but only by a single point with 8.

The second first timer of this show, Hywel Morgan, looked to be one of the youngest competitors in this year’s competition. He was answering on the music of Steve Reich. Steve Reich in the afternoon? Yes, I am that ignorant that I was hitherto unaware of his work. The same could not be said of Hywel, though. His performance was considerably better than either of those we had seen before. John chided him gently for passing on one question – haven’t seen you in the chair yourself, yet, John – but all the same 13 points was a very good return from the round, and with 1 contender yet to come he had a 5 point lead.

Our final contender of the week, Neil Crockford, has, like Diana, appeared twice before. As long ago as 1975 Neil reached the semi final in the series won by the late John Hart. Then in 2005, Pat’s series, Neil returned to finish 3rd in the Grand Final, being beaten by 2014 Brain of Britain Mark Grant, and the great Pat Gibson. That’s some company to keep. He was certainly the runner with the best track record in the field, but he didn’t make things any easier for himself with his specialist round on Thomas Chatterton. It was never a bad round, but topping out at 9 you did feel that he was leaving himself a lot to do int eh General Knowledge round, trailing by 4.

Now, I actually felt that Rod’s general knowledge round started rather well, but it can’t have been quite a minute into it when the gears really started grinding, and the right answers began to dry up. 8 isn’t a bad score, but it’s not great either, and in all honesty it looked to be a bit of a struggle. As indeed did Diana Muir’s. She scored 7 in GK last time out, and this round was much on a par with that. It was one of those round where there were a lot of things which you’d hear if you’re a regular quiz player, but you probably wouldn’t know otherwise, and to be honest Diana was having to work hard for every point. She finished ahead of Rod by virtue of her extra point in the specialist round, but it was fairly clear that she wasn’t going to be making the semi finals this time around.

So on to the two rounds that would sort out who was going to the semi final, and who wasn’t. Neil’s task was fairly clear. He had to post the highest GK score that he could, to place Hywel within the corridor of uncertainty and hope that this would be enough to do the trick. Going for the win was by far his best chance of a semi final slot, since he needed a massive GK score to give him a chance at the repechage. For the first minute to 90 seconds he looked as if he might well get a score of anything up to 15. The last minute didn’t prove to be quite so fruitful, and in the end he scored 12. This took his total to 21, and meant that Hywel needed 9 to win outright. Hmmm.

Well, Hywel looked a little shaky with his first answer, but then very good with his second, and actually that was a pretty good metaphor for the whole round. There were some easier questions that went begging, but on the other hand Hywel also produced some very good answers to other. He managed to hit double figures, which was enough to get him home with a little bit to spare, ending up with 23. Well done, and good luck in the semis.

The Details


Rod Allday  The Thames Path 7 -68 – 0 15 - 6
Diana MuirMonica Dickens8 - 08 - 316 - 3
Hywel MorganThe Music of Steve Reich13 - 110 - 623 - 7
Neil CrockfordThe Life and Works of Thomas Chatterton9 - 012 – 0 21 - 0

Answers to News Questions

In the News

Who or what are the following and why have they been in the news?

Brenda Leyland
Ça c’est fait comme ça
The Rainbow Room
Jules Bianchi
Ghoncheh Ghavami
Arnis Zalkains
Harry Street
Jean Claude Duvalier
Russell Slade
John O’Keefe
Kobani
Isamu Akasaki – Shiji Nakamura – Harishi Amano
Maria Ramero Ramos
Nancy Birtwhistle
Lord Hill
Mziwamadoda Qwabe
Ray Cole
Geoffrey Holder
Phil Ivey
James Gibson
Max Whitlock
Patrick Modiano
The Endless River
Satya Nadella

In Other News

Which IT giant announced that it is splitting its businesses up?
Whose trial began in South Africa?
What was the score between Chelsea and Arsenal?
Which multiple Olympic champion was arrested for drunk driving?
Which horse won the Prix de L’Arc de Triomphe for the second year in a row?
Who actually won the Japanese GP?
Who was the first celebrity voted out of Strictly Come Dancing?
Which British Tv presenter announced that she’d had a double mastectomy?
How long did it take for Glastonbury 2015 tickets to sell out?
Which Paris landmark celebrated its 25th anniversary?
Which Hollywood star defended Islam on a chat show?
Argentina’s rugby union team gained their first ever win in The Championship – against which team?
What did Michael Bloomberg receive last week?
Who was appointed creative director of Maison martin margiela?
What change was made to Davis Cup matches, which it is argued will make them less attractive to top players?
What was opened in the Eiffel Tower?
Which cult Tv show is set to return?
What have the ASA banned Poundworld from doing?
Which singer revealed last week that he has been treated for cancer 4 times?
Where is Carlos the Jackal to stand trial again?
Which sport failed to submit application to be included in the 2020 Paralympics before the deadline?
Who announced that he will stand for the vice presidency of FIFA?
Wasps are set to move to which stadium?
Who spoke out against stolen nude pictures, and said that anyone viewing them is guilty of a sex crime?
Who was appointed chief executive of the ECB?
Britain sent 750 troops to which country?
Who are ending their sponsorship of Golf’s world matchplay?
Catherine Zeta Jones is said to have been signed up to appear in a film version of which TV series?
UKIP won the Clacton by-election, and were a close second in which other?
What was the score between England and San Marino
 – and Spain and Slovakia?
– and Wales and Bosnia?
What was the name of the 2010 Tour de France winner who announced his retirement?
Name the three unions that called off their 14th October strike
A new court ruling says that what can be advertised on TV?
Who won the Nobel Peace prize?
Which celebrity has been told that the police will be taking no further actions over allegations of a sexual nature?
In which town have the Clooneys bought a British home?

Answers

Who or what are the following and why have they been in the news?

She was found dead after being accused by Sky TV of making offensive tweets about the McCanns
Autobiography of Gerard Depardieu
Reopened in Rockefeller Plazs
Critically injured in Japanese GP
Brit woman thrown into jail in Iran for attending a men’s volleyball match
Suspect in murder of Alice Gross, found dead in Boston Manor Park in Hounslow
Mentally ill gunman freed from prison who was found to have a massive arsenal in his home
Former ‘Baby Doc’ dictator of Haiti – died
Finally named as Cardiff City manager
Winner of Nobel Prize for Medicine
Turkish border town under siege by ISIS
Shared the Nobel Prize for Physics
Spanish nurse who contracted Ebola
Winner of Great British Bakeoff
New EU Commissioner for financial services
Murderer of Anni Dewani who claimed in court that Shrien Dewani paid him £830 to do it
British holidaymaker who had been jailed in Morocco for 4 months who was freed.
Dancer and actor, who played Baron Samedi in live and Let Die – passed away
Lost his London court case against the casino who refused to pay out his £7.7 million winnings
Police Community Support Officer not allowed to use his bike because ha has not passed the police test.
Won all round silver in men’s world gymnastics championships
French winner of the Nobel prize for Literature
New Pink Floyd album that is billed as their last
Microsoft boss who had to apologise for saying that women shouldn’t ask for a raise

In Other News

Hewlett Packard
Shrien Dewani
2 – 0 Chelsea
Michael Phelps
Treve
Lewis Hamilton
Gregg Wallace
Michael Strachan
26 minutes
Moulin Rouge
Ben Affleck
Australia
Honorary Knighthood
John Galliano
Matches will no longer be awarded ATP points
A brand new vertigo inducing glass floor
Twin Peaks
Saying that everything is 1 pound – it isn’t any more
Morrissey
Paris
Cycling
David Gill
Ricoh Arena in Coventry
Jennifer Lawrence
Tom Harrison
Sierra Leone
Volvo
Dad’s Army
Heywood Middleton
5 – 0 england
2 – 1 Slovakia
0 – 0
Andy Schleck
GMB – Unison – Unite
E Cigarettes
Malala Yusufzai
Paul Gambaccini
Sonning

Saturday, 11 October 2014

LAM Podcast 14

In this week's podcast: -

Questions on London
Talking points on new Sunday quizzes
Mastermind
Only Connect
University Challenge
Hall of Shame
Court of Public Opinion
Do You remember? - new feature
Answers to Last Week's Questions

In The News

In the News

Who or what are the following and why have they been in the news?

Brenda Leyland
Ça c’est fait comme ça
The Rainbow Room
Jules Bianchi
Ghoncheh Ghavami
Arnis Zalkains
Harry Street
Jean Claude Duvalier
Russell Slade
John O’Keefe
Kobani
Isamu Akasaki – Shiji Nakamura – Harishi Amano
Maria Ramero Ramos
Nancy Birtwhistle
Lord Hill
Mziwamadoda Qwabe
Ray Cole
Geoffrey Holder
Phil Ivey
James Gibson
Max Whitlock
Patrick Modiano
The Endless River
Satya Nadella

In Other News

Which IT giant announced that it is splitting its businesses up?
Whose trial began in South Africa?
What was the score between Chelsea and Arsenal?
Which multiple Olympic champion was arrested for drunk driving?
Which horse won the Prix de L’Arc de Triomphe for the second year in a row?
Who actually won the Japanese GP?
Who was the first celebrity voted out of Strictly Come Dancing?
Which British Tv presenter announced that she’d had a double mastectomy?
How long did it take for Glastonbury 2015 tickets to sell out?
Which Paris landmark celebrated its 25th anniversary?
Which Hollywood star defended Islam on a chat show?
Argentina’s rugby union team gained their first ever win in The Championship – against which team?
What did Michael Bloomberg receive last week?
Who was appointed creative director of Maison martin margiela?
What change was made to Davis Cup matches, which it is argued will make them less attractive to top players?
What was opened in the Eiffel Tower?
Which cult Tv show is set to return?
What have the ASA banned Poundworld from doing?
Which singer revealed last week that he has been treated for cancer 4 times?
Where is Carlos the Jackal to stand trial again?
Which sport failed to submit application to be included in the 2020 Paralympics before the deadline?
Who announced that he will stand for the vice presidency of FIFA?
Wasps are set to move to which stadium?
Who spoke out against stolen nude pictures, and said that anyone viewing them is guilty of a sex crime?
Who was appointed chief executive of the ECB?
Britain sent 750 troops to which country?
Who are ending their sponsorship of Golf’s world matchplay?
Catherine Zeta Jones is said to have been signed up to appear in a film version of which TV series?
UKIP won the Clacton by-election, and were a close second in which other?
What was the score between England and San Marino
 – and Spain and Slovakia?
– and Wales and Bosnia?
What was the name of the 2010 Tour de France winner who announced his retirement?
Name the three unions that called off their 14th October strike
A new court ruling says that what can be advertised on TV?
Who won the Nobel Peace prize?
Which celebrity has been told that the police will be taking no further actions over allegations of a sexual nature?

In which town have the Clooneys bought a British home?

Only Connect - Match 6

Chessmen v. Linguists

You may well remember the Chessmen from series 2, where they won the third place play off. Henry Pertinez, Nick Mills and captain Stephen Pearson were reckoned by many good judges to be one of the best teams not to make the final of Only Connect. They were in the same series as The History Boys, who became the first team to reappear in a regular series a few weeks ago. The Chessmen’s opponents were Virginia Fassnidge, Gail La Carbonara and skipper Tom Fassnidge. Virginia is Tom’s mum, and Gail and Tom live together. No previous form guide on the Linguists, but if they were to live with the Chessmen they’d have to be good.

Round One – What’s the Connection?

The Chessmen elected to put the Linguists in first. They opted for water which revealed N.E.Smith – Jon E S. – and Tom at this point had it. They were ways of writing the surnames of members of the Monkees. A little bit of an oddity that one, but fair play, Tom had it long before I would have done. Lion gave the Chessmen Bundeskanzlerin (gesundheit) . Henry knew that this meant the Chancellor of Germany – good shout, that. The next clue was Boat Race Dead Heat. This required some nifty footwork, as Henry realized that the form of the german word is the feminine form and so could only apply to Angela Merkel. To date there has only been one dead heat in the boat race, and so unique things provided the connection off two. Twisted Flax began with 19 hand in cribbage. Never played that myself so I had no idea. Cry Baby by Jemini though virtually cried out for the answer – 0 points. That was the famous UK no point entry to Eurovision, where poor Chris Crombie and Jemma Abby were left pretty much high and dry by the Beeb. Tom felt so, and so the first three sets had each been taken on the second clue, but to Victoria’s amazement. The Music set was lurking for the Chessmen behind two reeds. The first I didn’t know, but the second was Hold Me Now by the Thompson Twins. We heard Love Can Build A Bridge, then Deck the Halls. The Chessmen just didn’t have it. If it wasn’t cards, then the only other thing I could think of was parts of a ship. Given the chance of a bonus captain Tom ignored Gail, and took the Tintin option. The Linguists disappointed by not voicing the second vowel of Horned Viper, for which they were given a picture set. We saw part of the titles of Dad's Army, an easyjet airplane, The Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds LP, and the Only Connect title slide. The connection, seen by neither team nor by me, was that they all have the same typeface. The first three all have it, but the OC title slide had been changed to have cooper black as well, I didn’t notice the change until it was pointed out. Left with Eye of Horus the chessmen began with apt – apposite – awl. That was enough for all of us to realize that you can change the a for an o with each of them to form new words. That was enough for the Chessmen to close the gap so that they trailed 5 – 6.

Round Two – What Comes Fourth?

Often we’ve seen round two sort out the sheep from the goats as it were. The Lings took Lion to start, and they found Thames – which gave a couple too many possibilities for my liking, followed by Dover. Now, devotees of the shipping forecast will, like me I’m sure, have chanted  - Wight – Portland. The Lings needed Wight next to make sure of getting Portland. The Ches took two reeds, and Birmingham 1992 came up. Now, I took a long punt at the posts with London 2012. Birmingham applied for the 1992 Olympics. The second – Manchester 1996 fitted the pattern, and I predicted that Manchester 2000 would be third. It was. The Ches had unsuccessful Olympic bids at this point – but I was sure it was going to be successive British bids – and we didn’t bid for 2004 or 2008. They barked up this particular wrong tree and offered London 2004. This left the field open for the Lings who also barked up the 2004 tree. My 5 pointer came in. The Eye of Horus kicked off with Move MS Word scrollbar left. Hmm, I didn’t know. Bleaching allowed made me think of those cleaning symbols that some question masters are so fond of, and I thought it was something like a plain triangle for that. The Lings certainly thought so. Play, the last one, is a triangle with the point facing to the right – so what they were looking for was a downward pointing triangle. I suggested a give way sign, or possible the old YMCA logo. Tom had it, but didn’t give an example. It actually was a give way sign as the example – yeeesss! Twisted Flax gave the Ches – eg  SDR, DDR – which meant nothing immediately to any of us – then Berry, Buck, Mills, Stipe – which are the surnames of members of REM. – Blackberry creators  - I’ll be honest I was nowhere near it, but the Ches worked out that we had RAM – REM – RIM so the last would be ROM. Well done! Now, with water for the Lings – 4th: Exploded on stage irresistibly suggested to me Spinal Tap’s drummers. I think Tom had it as well, but like me, was struggling for what 1st would be. 3rd: Spontaneously combusted confirmed my thoughts. I dredged my memory and something about a bizarre gardening accident came to mind. 2nd: Choked on vomit was the third clue, and immediately after that Tom gave the right answer – which made me think he might well have had it earlier. Once again, the viper was left as the gift nobody wanted to be the last set on the second round. Picture clues showed us what looked like a Distillery,  Muddy Waters, some knees and lower legs running. Now, this needed a little lateral thinking. With a still to start, then waters – then run all that was needed was something deep. I suggested Deep Purple ( and any of you who said the word throat should wash your minds out with soap.) That’s a really nice set – kudos to the setter. All of which took the score to 12 – 9 to the Lings.

Round Three – The Connecting Walls

The Ches opted for the water wall. The first set they saw was a group of Barry Manilow songs. I could see a set of Muses there as well, and this set – Erato – Urania – Calliope and Thalia were the first to fall. This left Clio looking like part of a set of Renault cars. Which left in turn a set of beaches. Knowing what all the lines were, all the Ches had to do was to untangle them. The Kangoo – Clio – Laguna and Wind were the cars. The Renault Wind? Yes, apparently so. It only took two goes to untangle the others. Venice – Boulders – Bondi and Copacabana were the beaches, leaving Mandy – Could it Be Magic – Daybreak and Bermuda Triangle as the Manilows. 10 from 10.

Lion wall saw the Lings see a set of pastries early doors. I could see a set of terms from Star Trek, but then that’s my problem. Actually the first line they isolated were parts of a loom – shuttle – treadle – warp beam and Heddle. Looking at beater, capper, pie and row I could see that we had homonyms for greek letters too. Tom saw this one. The Lings took a little while working out the lines after isolating the first, but this meant that when they went back to pushing buttons they took out the pastries in one go – cobbler – crumble – strudel and turnover, and then did the same with the greek letters to solve the wall. The star trek things were transporter, tricorder, phaser and hypospray. Lovely work – a pleasure to watch. 10/10. So the Lings retained their lead with 22 to 19

Round Four – Missing Vowels


3 points is not necessarily much of a lead when it comes to the vowels. Countries that start and end with the same letter began with that old Pointless Favourite, Central African Republic. The other three were all taken, and two fell to each team. The second set were chance cards in Monopoly. This set wiped out the lead, as the Ches answered two, and the Lings lost a point for an incorrect buzz. Idioms found in Aesop’s fables fell 3 – 1 to the Lings, and as Victoria announced the next category the background music ramped up, and it looked like we wouldn’t have time for any Olivier Award Winners for Best Musical. We didn’t. The Lings ended up winners with 26 to 24. Well done Lings. But what a good match! Both of these teams showed themselves to be teams to be reckoned with, and nobody will fancy having to beat the Chessmen to go through in their next match. Great show. 

Friday, 10 October 2014

Mastermind Round One - Heat Nine


OK, let’s get the recidivist question out of the way. Only one that I knew of this week, and that was David Love. We’ll come to him later since he was actually the fourth to go in the first round.

So first up was Ciaran Ward. His subject was the films of Sergio Leone. Like a lot of people I’ve seen the three Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns, but that was a very long time ago, and I only managed about 4 points on this set. Ciaran did a hell of a lot better than that, and with the specialist questions as time consuming as they are these days, 11 points is not a bad score at all. Nonetheless Ciaran missed a couple of what sounded like relatively straightforward details from the films, and you couldn’t help thinking that 11 left a little bit of room for someone to establish a lead over him by half time.

You can never be 100% certain how a contender is going to do in their round just by their body language. Brian Davies perched on the edge of the chair, and seemed to be on tenterhooks waiting for the round on Robert Peel to begin. Yet when it started he produced a very good performance indeed, and could actually have had a perfect round. In only one question he came in a little early, and gave the wrong Christian name – had he just said the surname, I’m sure he’d have been given it. That’s an old quizzer’s trick. Still 14 looked a very good score. Incidentally I’m always delighted to hear any question about my distant cousin Richard Cobden. Yes, bragging again.

Sarah Lake offered us Leonard Cohen. (Oh no, we’ll be bitten by a vampire and be dead but still alive, like Leonard Cohen – The Young Ones, 1984)Sarah knew her stuff on Cohen himself, and his records, but a couple of the questions strayed a little more off the beaten track than this, and this pulled her back from getting closer to Brian’s score. Again, double figures in a specialist round is something you can be quite pleased with, but it looked like she was going to have to come from some way back to make a real challenge for the win.

So to David Love. In Gary’s 2012 series, he won his heat with Vaughan Williams, his semi final with British Birds of Prey, and finished in third place on the podium in the Grand Final. Each performance was categorised by good performances on both GK and SS. Answering on the Life and work of Anton Bruckner, it seemed as if the second or third question knocked him for six, and he took quite a long time before giving a wrong answer.  I wouldn’t want to give you the idea that the round was a disaster – far from it – but his composure seemed to have been severely dented, and he missed a couple more on his way to picking up 9 and no passes. Now, the game wasn’t necessarily over for him, but five points is a huge gap to have to bridge on GK.

He gave it a lash, though, to be fair to him. I did think that David answered somewhat more slowly than he had done on previous GK rounds this time – which was a shame. He was actually getting a significant proportion of his answers right, but time was a luxury he just didn’t have. His 12 was the least that he desired, but bearing in mind that Brian was 5 points ahead of him at half time it looked unlikely that this would be quite enough to place him within the corridor of uncertainty.

Sarah Lake’s GK round was unusual in the way that it ended. Sarah kept her head well throughout the first minute and a half or so, and picked up points steadily. It never looked like she was going to set a massive total for Ciaran and Brian to chase, but it did look like she should overhaul David’s total. She got up to 20 with enough time for another three or four questions, yet that was where her round just ground to a halt. As it was one more correct answer wouldn’t have helped as she would have had passes, but at least she had the satisfaction of reaching 20.

Ciaran Ward needed 11 to take the outright lead, but more than that, he needed as many as possible to set a total that would make Brian have to really go for it. Brian had a lead of 3 points, so realistically he needed to get into the teens at the very least to make it as difficult as possible for Brian. He gave it a go, but it was one of those rounds which gets going, then a wrong answer just robs it of half of its momentum, which has to start building all over again. Ciaran kept batting away the questions he knew the answers to, though, and passed David, who will not be making another semi final appearance this year, and adding another couple for good measure.

At 23 the target lay 9 points ahead of Brian. I feared for him after the first couple of questions, where a very gentle lob or too had beaten the bat, as it were. Yet again, Brian despite sitting on the edge of his chair, held his nerve well, answering what he knew, guessing what he didn’t, and calmly edged his way past the total at just after the 2 minute mark. In the end he too added 12 to his SS total, and won by a clear 3 points with 26. Well done sir, good luck for the semi final.

The Details

Ciaran Ward The films of Sergio Leone11- 0 12 - 023- 0
Brian DaviesThe Life and Career of Robert Peel14 - 012 - 026 - 0
Sarah LakeLeonard Cohen10 - 0 10 - 420- 4
David LoveThe Life and Work of Anton Bruckner9 - 012- 021 - 0




















University Challenge - Round One - Match 12

Brasenose, Oxford v. Durham

We’re getting towards the end of the first round now, and the race to get at least a repechage slot is a tight one. The first of this week’s teams represented Brasenose College, Oxford. The Brasenose team were Louise Naudé, Gwen Cartwright, Russell Black and their captain Rosie Thomas. Durham, unlike Oxford, Cambridge and London is a collegiate university that elects to compete as one institution, and their team were Daniel Morgan – Thomas, Freddie Lloyd, Nikul Boyd-Shah and their captain Fred Harvey. Let’s get cracking then.

A nice starter kicked us off, mentioning people and things that have all given their names to London squares. Nikul Boyd-Shah took that one for Durham. This gave his team a set of bonuses on scientists born in 1914. I had two, and Durham just the one. Now, I guessed that Fermi might be the answer to the next – and this provided me with a very early lap of honour around the room. Fred Harvey took that one. British Overseas Territories promised a challenge at the very least. Durham picked up 1, and were doing what you must do, which is at least add something to your score every time that you return to the table. Daniel Morgan Thomas knew that you have to add a letter K to a river valley to get a foe in Doctor Who (NB question setters – it is either a foe IN Doctor Who, or a foe OF The Doctor. The character is not called Doctor Who). The shortlist for the OED word of the year of 2013 provided a set of bonuses, and Durham took one. I’ll be honest, I only knew bitcoin as well. A pictorial representation of the political affiliation and length of office of successive French Presidents was recognized by Daniel Morgan-Thomas, and this earned three more of the same, relating to different countries. They took Australia and Canada, but missed out on New Zealand. Fred Harvey knew that Sir Kenneth Clark’s famous documentary series was Civilisation. This brought up a full set on 17th century Britain. That was enough to ensure that Durham reached the 10 minute mark having complete a 90 point shutout over Brasenose – who surely at this point must have been dreading to hear the kiss of death that is JP’s “Plenty of time left, Brasenose”.

I loved the next starter. AS soon as it mentioned that we were looking for a word used most famously in Edmund’s speech in King Lear I knew we were looking for ‘bastards’. Louise Naudé got Brasenose off the mark, looking a little uncertain, but with no reason to be. This brought Brasenose a set of bonuses on astronomy, of which they managed one. Coincidentally the next starter was also on Astronomy, and I knew that the largest constellation is Hydra. Rosie Thomas had a rush of blood to the head and came in too early, losing 5 of the team’s hard earned points. This was the first starter to go begging. The second followed hard on its heels with a quotation about architecture. I pay full credit to Brasenose for throwing caution to the wind and buzzing early to try to take the initiative from Durham, but sadly they buzzed too early again on the next starter, which gave several clues pointing to the island nation of Tonga. Given a free run at the question Durham made no mistake. Bonuses on fever brought them vie more points. In the music starter we heard the dulcet sounds of a tenor. Louise Naudé flipped the coin with Carreras, which was incorrect, leaving Daniel Morgan-Thomas to call tails with Pavarotti and take the points. For the bonuses we had three more Pavarotti arias, and Durham had to identify the opera from which they came. They took two of these, which I reckon wasn’t bad going at all. Mikul Boyd-Shah knew that if you can have a slender or a slow one, then you’ve got a loris. I got stuck behind some slow loris on the M4 this morning , badoom boom ching. I’m here all week, ladies and gents. Bonuses on Lorca Proved difficult to come by, but they managed one, which is all that I would have had as well. Daniel Morgan-Thomas knew that a list of Prime Ministers were all succeeded by men with the given name of William. A lovely UC set on preserved railway lines with compass points and counties in their names followed. I knew the West Somerset and the East Lancashire, but this was not a set to Durham’s taste, and they failed to trouble the scorer further with them. Nobody knew Wisconsin for the next starter, which left one more before we reached the 20 minute mark. Nobody knew that manganese appears immediately before iron on the periodic table, and that was enough to ensure that the score at the 20 minute mark was 150 – 5 to Durham.

Well, it was fairly clear now that Durham were going to win, and Brasenose were not going to be challenging for a repechage slot. But there was still a lot of play left in the game, and the question remained, how many points could Brasenose gather? Well they got no joy out of the next starter, which saw Daniel Morgan-Thomas identify a quote from the Book of Proverbs. A nice UC set on prominent people whose names are also names of nationalities of EU countries followed. Alright, they had to guess at German, but it was right, and they took a full set. Showing no mercy towards Durham, Fred Harvey took the second picture starter, identifying a photograph of a statue of George Stephenson. Three more statues by railway stations appeared, and to get the points they not only had to answer the name of the person depicted, but also the station. They took to, and knew that the first was Harold Wilson, but not that he would be outside Huddersfield station. Again, no mercy was shown on the next starter when Daniel Morgan-Thomas buzzed in early to identify Mount Helicon as the home of the Muses. They didn’t do much with the physiology of the kidneys, but then the only one of those that I had was Bowman’s capsule, so I can’t say anything. That man Morgan-Thomas knew that the words “You are now leaving the American Sector” could be seen from 1961 to 1990 on Checkpoint Charlie. De facto states that are either partially or wholly unrecognized by other states weren’t easy, and gave little to Durham, but hey, Durham didn’t need the points at this stage. Fred Harvey knew that moon and muon differ by only one letter, and the torture for Brasenose continued. The Newbery medal provided a full set. Finally Brasenose managed to get a buzz in, as Russell Black correctly identified Bill de Blasio as the Mayor of New York. 15 points. Alas, a set of bonuses which I wouldn’t claim to understand on chemistry and biology, provided them with nothing more. Russell Black took his second starter in a row, knowing the genre of fiction known as Newgate novels. Countries slightly larger than the US state of Texas provided them with 2 bonuses, enough to take them to 35, and in two buzzes they had gone from looking like prime candidates for UC’s lowest ever score. Good. No team deserves that fate. Fred Harvey now decided that was quite enough of that, thank you very much, and promptly linked Gaza and Mobius with strip. There was no time left for Durham to get any bonuses on military history.

On reflection, I think that JP’s reaction to Brasenose – “What happened to you?!” followed by a smile, was probably the best way of handling it. This is only a game – a great game, but a game nevertheless, and sometimes in games things just don’t work out for you. Well done to Durham, and good luck in the next round.

Jeremy Paxman Watch

An early start for JP in this show. On only the second bonus set his eyebrows shot towards the ceiling when Durham offered the Falklands instead of the correct answer of Gibraltar. Funnily enough hat was actually the answer to the very next question.
After the railway lines set there was a sudden rogue buzz which made JP’s hackles rise, and led him to exclaim “I haven’t asked the question yet!”
When Russell Black managed Brasenose’s second starter with just over a minute to go, he heralded this with
“Stranger things have happened . . . well, not many stranger things, actually.”

Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week


Shakespeare uses the word bastard(s) 89 times in his plays