Manchester v. York
Due to their remarkable run of
success in the last few years it’s probably fair to say that Manchester have
something of the air of marked men and women about them. That is to say that,
like their football teams, they’re one of those outfits that you’re going to
have to beat if you want to have a serious crack at the title. This year,
Manchester’s team comprised of James Haughton, Osnat Katz, Jacob Roberts and
their captain Graham Abbot. York have not had quite such an illustrious UC
past, but another way of looking at that is that they had nothing to lose. They
were represented by Barto Joly de Lotbiniere, Sam Smith (no, not the singer), Joseph
McLoughlin and their captain, David Landon Cole.
Barto Joly de Lotbiniere knew that as
soon as you hear the phrase ‘nephew of Charles I’ you hit the buzzer and answer
Rupert. He was right too. This gave York bonuses on Germany, and they took a
full house. This might have just been a flash in the pan, but it certainly made
it look as if Manchester had their work cut out for them. This impression was
reinforced when David Landon Cole buzzed in early to identify works by Noam
Chomsky. The Presidential Medal of Freedom did not provide another full house,
but the 5 points they gained took the tally to 40 unanswered points. Now, for
the next starter, when asked for a phase of the moon I always answer gibbous,
and it’s right more often than it’s wrong. Osnat Katz gave the same answer and
reaped the reward of three bonuses on hedgerow fruits (aren’t they called Starburst
now? Younger readers may need to ask their elders to explain that cultural
reference.) but they failed to yield anything. For the picture starter Sam
Smith won the buzzer race to identify and outline of the island of Madagascar.
This earned a set of more island nations and frankly the way that they had a
full set, even identifying St. Vincent and the Grenadines was very impressive.
James Haughton was the first in to recognize a quotation from Leibniz, and this
brought Manchester bonuses on that jolly funster, Philip Larkin. I managed 2,
Manchester 1. This meant that at the 10 minute mark York were in command with
65 – 25.
The next starter asked which specific
artform inspired a series of other works, and even before the first example was
given I ventured the opinion that they would be paintings. “Sunday in the Park
with George” confirmed it, and Girl With a Pearl Earring gave it to Osnat Katz.
International Sporting Competitions provided Manchester with a good full set.
David Landon Cole won the buzzer race to complete a quotation from HL Mencken.
This gave them a full set on Genoa. The next starter was the first to go unanswered
by either team – none of us knew the musical term tombeau. Joseph McLoughlin
buzzed in too early for the next starter. To be fair I thought that the
question was going for the Moon Io when it mentioned volcanically active, but
after he’d answered, JP then continued to mention that the moon required is
named after a merman in Greek myth. Osnat Katz went for Uranus, but it was
Triton, and I’m afraid that that one will have to be looked upon as an
opportunity missed. Sam Smith perpetrated York’s second consecutive incorrect
interruption, suggesting that the Ruriks ruled Moscow. Close (although not THAT
close geographically) but no cigar. James Haughton correctly zigged with
Kiev.Two bonuses on economics reduced the gap to a starter and a bonus. For the
music starter Jacob Roberts quickly recognized Tchaikovsky, but zagged with The
Nutcracker, allowing Joseph McLoughlin to zag with Swan Lake. Three more
excerpts from works which have a swan in them seemed a little tenuous. I had no
idea about the first. When asked for a Nordic composer for the second – well,
it’s a toss up between Grieg and Sibelius. I didn’t recognize it so went
correctly with Sibelius. As for the last, well the dying swan was by Saint
Saens. Now for the next starter, I don’t know much about Science, but it’s a
fair bet that a term like lucifugous is going to have something to do with
light. Graham Abbot thought so, and we were both right. Artificial sweeteners
proved none too sweet for any of us, and each of those questions went begging. Barto
Joly de Lotbiniere knew that Colm Toibin wrote the Testament of Mary – good shout,
that. This took York into treble figures. They took a bit of time over it, but
managed two out of three bonuses on German battleships of World War II. Sam
Smith won the buzzer race to identify EBV as the Epstein-Barr Virus. Two
bonuses took them to 125, and a 50 point lead at the 20 minute mark. Manchester
were staring down the barrel of a gun at this point, and the unthinkable
possibility of a first round exit for Manchester was becoming more thinkable
with every minute.
Barto Joly de Lotbiniere identified a
photograph of Anthony Gormley. Three other people or groups to have appeared as
themselves in The Archers followed, but they missed out on Britt Ekland. (sarky
comment overload). James Haughton took a flyer with the next starter, which
required a Spanish language other than Castilian, and was right with Galician. With
only about 5 minutes to go Manchester needed full sets, but only had one of a
set on World Heritage Sites. Something about octahedral geometry followed – I didn’t
understand it, but Sam Smith did and correctly answered 6. A set of bonuses on
Theodore Roosevelt showed that York have the invaluable knack of discussing
wrong options, but picking right answers. Sam Smith added to Manchester’s
difficulties by buzzing early to identify two Seljuk Sultans. Another full set
on Indonesia took them to their double century. York’s skipper knew the term
ornithopter and York took 2 bonuses on crowns. Sam Smith, who was really
finishing with a flourish, knew that the 2014 Tour de France began stage 3 in
Cambridge. Human anatomy bonuses took York’s score to 245. Nobody knew that it
was Tennyson who wrote “To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield”. That
man Sam Smith knew that Samarkand is in Uzbekistan, and bonuses on Benjamin
Britten brought the score to 265. That was where the gong sounded, leaving York
on 265, and Manchester on 90.
JP doesn’t do consolation very well,
but his words “that’s not a great score Manchester” were true. But then, you
can only play as well as the opposition allows you to play, and especially for
the last 10 minutes York were on fire. In fact I would stick my neck out and
say that they are the most impressive team we’ve seen so far. How far can they
go? Who knows? But this at least was a very good performance.
Jeremy Paxman Watch
He started early, with a rather
dismissive “No, she was Australian” when York suggested that Germaine Greer
might have been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Now, we’ve seen in the past how
sniffy JP can be when teams get an English lit question wrong. For the Philip
Larkin bonuses he stressed that he wanted the titles and not the first lines,
and when Jacob Roberts couldn’t answer “This be the verse” he observed, approvingly,
“Well, at least let’s be grateful you didn’t give us the first line”
I have never seen JP’s flabber being
quite so gasted as with James Haughton’s answer of Galician. He looked at the
card in disbelief, paused, looked up with a wry smile and confirmed it was
correct. “Of course it’s correct, but how could you know that without knowing
which cities I was going to mention?” It’s called guessing, Jez. Well, either
that or ESP.
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week
The America’s Cup was actually
originally called the Hundred Sovereign cup
3 comments:
Well, I don't think many would have thought that scoreline would be for a York win. Manchester were simply outplayed on the buzzer for the most part, and there's not much you can do when that happens. The bonus rates were quite telling too: Manchester only managed 7/18 (with one penalty), but York managed a brilliant 29/39 (with two penalties).
I agree that York are definitely the most impressive team we've seen so far; it's an impressive feat to beat Manchester, but to do so in the first round, and by such a big margin too, is quite something. They could go far this year with a good draw.
On Monday, Nottingham play Swansea. Then the week after, it's a London derby between St George's and, making its UC debut, the Institute of Cancer Research.
I really don't see the problem with the swans bonuses - the link was a good deal less tenuous than we get in a lot of the non-musical questions.
The first piece, by the way, was part of Carl Orff's 'Carmina Burana'. Anyone who's been anywhere near a choral society - including a university choir - will have been shouting at the TV about that one.
"I really don't see the problem with the swans bonuses - the link was a good deal less tenuous than we get in a lot of the non-musical questions."
As I always say, Stephen - this is just my opinion and feel free to disagree. You've probably worked out that I haven't been anywhere near a choral society since, ooh, ever.
Hi Jack,
That bonus rate is impressive. If they are as good in round two, then they'll need to be taken very seriously indeed.
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