Tuesday, 31 March 2026

University Challenge 2026 - Quarter Final sudden death Merton, Oxford v. Darwin, Cambridge

The Teams

Merton, Oxford

Ciaran Duncan

Eveline Ong

Elliot Cosnett (Capt.)

Verity Fleetwood-Law

Darwin, Cambridge

Lewis Strachan

Ruth Ni Mhuircheartaigh

Louis Cameron (Capt.)

Jonathan White

Here we are, dearly beloved, two teams fighting it out for one last place in the semi-finals. In the quarters so far both teams boasted a record of won one, lost one. Now it was all or nothing.

Eveline Ong came in early to identify Los Tres Grandes as Mexican artists particularly associated with murals. I wonder if they did Hilda Ogden’s Muriel? (Ask your grandparents). Treaties between the USA and Native American Nations – hmm- brought two bonuses. Louis Cameron struck back for Darwin, knowing that TS Eliot described Milton as having done damage to the English language from which it has not yet recovered. And that from a man who gave us The Waste Land and whose name is an anagram of toilets. Linguistic Morphology – not, as I thought, an embarrassing skin disease – provided no points for any of us. Ruth Ni Mhuircheartaigh recognised a reference to the concept of justice for the next starter while Merton lost five for an incorrect interruption. This time bonuses on bacteriophages brought 2 correct answers to Darwin and complete incomprehension to me. I did understand many words in the three questions, but all of these were short words like -the – and – ‘on’. For the first picture starter we were shown chapter headings from a well known work and I was pleased with myself to figure out the missing word from each was dreams. Elliot Cosnett had it as well. More of the same from other works brought one bonus, but could have been two had the skipper not got in with totalitarianism before Ciaran Duncan supplied totalitarian. Eveline Ong supplied the name of Geiger for the next starter. Langston Hughes delivered a welcome full house which meant that Merton led 55 – 30 on the 10 minute mark. All to play for.

Louis Cameron came in early to take the next starter with percolation. Dishes whose names have similar meanings brought Darwin their own full house and the scores were level again. The next starter was one of those where you had to wait and wait until the answer became obvious and it was Jonathan White who won the race to give the answer of lino. Scientists (ugh) who give their names to multiple reactions brought just the one bonus. The next starter was so obviously pointing towards Pembrokeshire as supplied by Lewis Strachan – although don’t try telling people there that it is like ‘little England’. You should go there, it’s stunning. Place names in the UK containing or derived from the names of trees did not, I was sorry to see, include Knotty Ash. It didn’t matter to Darwin as they scored a full house despite plucking birch seemingly out of thin air. For the music starter we heard the sound of a lady in some agony, which turned out to be a piece of music by Haydn. Nobody recognised it. I took my lap of honour for knowing that the lanthanide element starting with G is Gadolinium. Nobody else did. JM Keynes’ liquidity trap fell to Elliot Cosnett and earned the frankly dubious reward of the music round bonuses. More works based on the legend of Ariadne brought one correct answer. I guessed Rupert Davies was the first to portray George Smiley on screen – Ciaran Duncan had that too. Kerry Packer’s Pyjama Party, or World Series Cricket, brought Merton two bonuses. Verity Fleetwood-Law knew the Balkan trilogy of novels to level the scores. Different notations for the derivative of a function – no, me neither – brought one correct answer to Merton, which meant that they led 100 – 95 going into the crucial last part of the match.

More bloody Maths for the next starter. Hoo – ray. Didn’t understand the question at all, but Ruth Ni Mhuircheartaigh gave the correct answer of smooth. The film La Jetee brought a brace of bonuses to put Darwin back in front. The Lotus sutra – which came between the Elan, Esprit and Elite – fell to the Merton skipper. When diarchies were announced I guessed that Andorra would be one, the Bishop of Urgell being a good old quiz chestnut. They took just the one bonus to level the scores. I was pleased to recognise the work of renaissance artist and ninja turtle Donatello for the second picture starter. Louis Cameron took that one. Other artistic depictions of St. George yielded one bonus. Lewis Strachan acted on impulse to answer impulse to the next starter and he was right to do so. Precision in computer science – gimme a break – brought  a couple of bonuses and suddenly Darwin were pulling away from the Oxford team. Nobody got Geoffrey of Anjou (Plantagenet) as Henry II’s son in law for the next starter. Nobody knew pinnate leaves either – leaf shapes are another of those old quiz chestnuts. Louis Cameron recognised titles of stories by DH Lawrence to stretch the Darwin lead further. Mythological names used for features of the Moon brought 1 bonus but it also ran down the clock which was all to Darwin’s advantage. Still Merton weren’t done. Elliot Cosnett came in early to identify Julian the Apostate as a roman emperor with a thing about beards. French architect Viollet le Duc brought bonuses but with hardly any time left even a full house would not have brought the scores level. As it was Merton lost five while Jonathan White supplied the correct answer of Buenos Aires for the next starter. That was effectively it as the gong sounded before any further points were scored. Darwin had won by 175 – 130.

That this was a close match can be seen in the fact that Merton managed a BCR of 54.1% to Darwin’s 53.7%. There was just slightly better buzzing from Darwin and that was enough. Well done!

Amol Watch

I always appreciate Amol’s application of the first answer counts rule. It really is the only fair way, even if it seems a little harsh.

Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know of the Week

Derry actually means oak grove. It makes sense since derwen is Welsh for oak, I think.

Baby Elephant Walk Moment

What cycle is initiated by viruses such as the T4 bacteriophage, which replicate within bacterial cells, eventually causing the bacteria to burst open? In molecular biology it is contrasted with the lysogenic cycle. Do I really need to add dum de dumdum dum dum dum dum dumdum?

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