Tuesday, 2 September 2025

University CHallenge 2026 First Round - Lancaster v. Lincoln

The Teams

Lancaster

Josie Hyland

Talhah Hussain

Lex Wilkins (Capt)

Eoin Neale

Lincoln

Grace Bloomfield

Laura Bruce

Samuel Orman-Chan (Capt)

John Clayworth

Off we go – old hands Lancaster played Newbies Lincoln. For the first starter – condiment - and – brassica - pointed towards Mustard, and Josie Hyland came in early to take first blood for Lancaster. Bonuses on Hirokazu ‘Hip’ Tanaka (there are worse parts of your anatomy you can be nicknamed after) brought a full house to make a perfect start to Lancaster’s evening. A knight playing chess with Death can only be one of two things – Ingmar Bergman or an episode of the Young Ones. Well, if you’re an old codger like me anyway. Talhah Hussain is not an old codger like me and went for Alfred Hitchcock. Lincoln didn’t fancy the sound of the question and didn’t chance their collective arm. Samuel Orman-Chan broke his team’s duck knowing giant flightless crickets called Weta in New Zealand. The mind boggles. Two bonuses on the Forth and Clyde Canal followed. John Clayworth was the first to pick up references to Saddam Hussein for the next starter. The story of Orpheus brought just the one bonus. So to the picture starter and a historic map showing some of the historic counties of Wales. Nether team identified Carmarthenshire – in fact they gave the names of non historic counties. Respect to skipper Lex Wilkins who came in extremely quickly to recognise a description of the national flag of Kyrgyzstan. The picture bonuses showing more maps of historic counties of Wales brought just 1 bonus. The Lancaster skipper doubled up on the next starter on works with Venus and Mars in the titles. Bonuses on artists and operas brought just the one correct answer, nonetheless it meant that Lancaster led by 55 to Lincoln’s 35.

As soon as Amol read the stage direction ‘massiveness, solidity and purpose’ more than thirty years of teaching the play for GCSE made me yell “Anne in Spectacles!” – or as some people call it ‘An Inspector Calls’. Samuel Orman-Chan won the buzzer race. Advances in statistics during World War II didn’t sound too promising but I took two of them, incidentally the two that Lincoln didn’t. I’m not entirely sure why but the name Parmentier in the next question pointed me in the direction of potato. John Clayworth had that one. British wild birds saw more profligacy with the bonuses, and again they only took one of a quite gettable set. Nobody recognised a description of the board game Othello. Strictly speaking the original 1883 game was Reversi – while Othello is a 1971 variant. We didn’t get the whole question so maybe this would have been explained. John Clayworth was the first to recognise the description of a spinnaker. Characters in Pixar films proved far more to Lincoln’s liking and they took a rare full house. For the music starter I didn’t actually know the piece of music we heard, but I guessed Kraftwerk as it sounded like them. After rather more of it than I cared for, John Clayworth guessed the same. More pieces of music commissioned for the opening of major exhibitions provided the subject of the bonuses. Lincoln failed to add to their total. Samuel Orman-Chan worked out that the language sought in the next starter was Finnish. The history of proprietary medicine sounds like an esoteric Mastermind specialist subject. It was just a set of bonuses though and again Lincoln missed out on all bar one. Clues to flying ace Roland Garros allowed Talhah Hussain to drag Lancaster back into the match. Critically endangered crafts of the UK and Ireland did not include the time honoured Elthorne High School craft of manufacturing the pee - filled water bomb, but sporran and curragh manufacture brought two bonuses. This meant that for all of their dominance on the buzzer during the last ten minutes, as we approached 20 Lincoln only led by 110 – 70.

John Clayworth knew the identities of Holbein’s Ambassadors. Writers who have served as Children’s Laureates yielded just the one bonus. For the second picture starter we saw what was obviously the work of Piet Mondrian, which launched a buzzer race won by Eoin Neale. More artists whose work proved the inspiration for album covers brought two bonuses and cut the gap to 35. Now, I didn’t get the next question at all, but the answer was fuzzy. So was my head for that matter. Neither team had it but Lancaster lost five which they could not afford to lose. Talhah Hussein recognised that the Japanese terms in the next starter probably referred to Sumo. Major oil ports brought Lancaster a full house and the gap was reduced to 15. However this lengthened to 20 with an incorrect buzz for the next starter. There were clues enough that the answer was Cheviot, but Lincoln didn’t get it. Eoin Neale knew that the Martian scientists were actually from a little closer to home – Hungary to be precise. Two bonuses on self portraits brought the scores dead level. It was reliable John Clayworth who buzzed first to identify types of Gothic architecture. Lincoln managed two bonuses on Books of the Dead. (as opposed to exercise books of the dead, which I marked many of in my time). Samuel Orman-Chan took the next starter on the Peltier effect and recipients of the National Geographic Society Hubbard Medal brought two bonuses but saw them missing out on the first men on the Moon. Come on! Talhah Hussain took the next starter on the key of A minor. Lancaster looked a little too far behind to win, but a place on the repechage table was already theirs and the more points they scored the more chance they might stay there. A full house on Teddy Roosevelt narrowed the gap to 10 but skipper Lex Wilkins took a flyer and lost five on the next starter. This let his counterpart in with the correct answer of Shropshire. That was it. The gong ended the contest and Lincoln had won by 170 to 145.

For the record, Lancaster achieved a BCR of 67% while Lincoln’s was 47%.

Amol Watch

When Lincoln suggested that Handel might have written music for the opening of the 1920s British Empire Exhibition Amol said what I guess many of us were thinking – ‘just a few centuries out there.’

Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week

The first medical patent issued in England was for Epsom Salts.

Baby Elephant Walk Moment

No, nothing to report this week. Well done to all concerned.

Repechage Table

 

Sheffield

170

SOAS

170

New College Oxford

150

Lancaster

145

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Cardiff

115

Linacre, Oxford

115

Newcastle

105

Bath

70

 

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