Thursday, 26 February 2026

New Show - Do You Know Your Place?

We’ve not even completed two whole months of the year yet and already I find myself reviewing a 4th new quiz show of 2026. Yes, I caught up with BBCs ‘Do You Know Your Place?” last night.

If you haven’t seen it, it’s a ‘light hearted celebrity quiz’. A phrase which can strike terror into my heart at the best of times. But let’s try to be fair about it. I believe that the BBC has created this show to fit into the round hole currently occupied by Richard Osman’s House of Games. That has 4 slebs, this has 3. That has Richard Osman, this has Vernon Kay. That has several rounds, this has several rounds. That I find pretty entertaining, this . . .

Look, I’ve only watched the one show. The first time I watched House of Games I didn’t get it and didn’t think much of it. Now I’m always happy to watch even when there are celebrities that I find a bit irritating on it. I’ll come back to that.

How does it work? Well, each show features three celebrities who stay on all week. Well, you know how House of Games and Celebrity Mastermind often use celebrities you’ve never heard of ? Say no more. Each show is about a specific town or city. The slebs watch short films made by Paul Gorton. Paul who? The Traitors series 2 (I think). After each round our Vern asks them one or two questions. Format of the questions varies – basically True or False ( they call it I believe or I don’t believe but True or False is what it is – Multiple Choice, and a round on local dialect. Some of the rounds on House of Games can require quite a bit of mental agility, which is diverting. There’s not a lot in this that is ever going to have the same effect.

There isn’t a lot more to the show than this. Now I don’t want to be horrible about host Vernon Kay. I’m told that he was not the original choice as host, Apparently the original host (my sources didn’t say who this was) cried off at very short notice and so the producers asked Vernon, who was booked as a sleb guest, if he could host instead. Well, our Vern is nothing if not a good, seasoned pro, with a light, friendly manner and bags of experience hosting inconsequential shows. I have seen an in-print interview with him where he described this show as being filled with ‘great banter’. Sorry, but there was none that I noticed in last night’s show about Vernon’s home town of Bolton when I watched. I found Vernon’s bursts of laughter at much of what the celebrities said to be quite irritating – I just couldn’t see what was funny in it. Mind you, it didn’t help that Anneka Rice was one of them. Don’t get me wrong, Anneka was terrific when bounding around in support of good cause building projects in Challenge Anneka, but that was a long time ago. When I saw her a couple of years ago on House of Games, I just couldn’t stand the way she kept interrupting and interjecting every two minutes. When she’s on the screen I want to shout ‘Shut Up! It’s not all about you!’ every time she opens her mouth.

When you get right down to it, it’s all very well trying to make a House of Games style show, but without a House of Games style host it all falls a bit flat. Richard Osmans don’t grow on trees – conjures up quite a mental picture does that. It really all depends on how much you like the filmed inserts, and to be honest, they were a little bit of a bore. When you get right down to it, “Do You Know Your Place” is light, inoffensive and not at all for me.

 

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