Tuesday, 20 January 2026

University Challenge 2026 Quarter Final - UCL v. Merton, Oxford

The Teams

UCL

Zak Lakota-Baldwin

Alice Lee

Michael Doherty (Capt)

Manny Campion-Dye

Merton, Oxford

Ciaran Duncan

Eveline Ong

Elliot Cosnett

Verity Fleetwood-Law

Off we go then, with neither team to be given their bus fare home at the end of this match, since it’s the quarters. Ciaran Duncan came in too early for the first starter allowing Alice Lee to identify Anthony and Cleopatra for the first starter. Bonuses on films whose titles contain a chemical element (the Unsinkable Molybdenum Brown?) brought them the best possible start with a full house. Alice Lee zigged with Dekker for the next starter when she should’ve zagged with Desmond allowing Elliot Cosnett to put his team into a positive score. Bonuses on John Marston’s The Malcontent  brought their own full house to level the scores. Eveline Ong recognised references to Gericault for the next starter and Hollywood film legends yielded the third consecutive full house of the show. None of us recognised Blackburn for the picture starter. I didn’t get the next starter about molecular modelling but Eveline Ong knew the answer was methane. I often find that. Bonus photographs of towns with Cathedrals but lacking city status – I thought they might show Guildford but didn’t – brought no points. Manny Campion-Dye came in remarkably early for the next starter to identify the words of Kant. Veterinary medicine brought a single bonus and this meant that UCL trailed at just after 10 minutes as Merton led 55-35.

For the next starter Michael Doherty was first to realise that South American country – and – ask permission from Amsterdam must mean Suriname. Plutarch’s Parallel Lives (I preferred Blondie’s) brought UCL the two bonuses they needed to draw level. Eveline Ong was very quick to recognise a description of the opera Elektra. Three plays with the word God in the title brought both of us just the one correct answer. Nobody knew the document legitimizing the rule of Richard III. Zak Lakota-Baldwin took his first starter recognising a description of viruses. Women honoured in the Pantheon in Paris brought a single bonus. It was back to opera and back to Eveline Ong for the music starter. She recognised Delibes’ Lakme. Other musical works with lyrics by Gille brought a single bonus. The match had developed into a bit of a dour old slugfest at this midway point. Now, I did know that Hans Christian Anderson was born in Odense and so did Alice Lee. Statistical mechanics announced Amol. No thanks, I replied, but he carried on anyway. UCL were quite happy about it and took a full house. Ciaran Duncan knew y-u-g-a (it’s fun to stay at the y-u-g-a) for the next starter. Poems of Shakespeare brought two bonuses. Manny Campion-Dye had a great early buzz to identify T.S.Eliot’s description of Tiresias. Japanese authors whose names included Kawa or Gawa brought nowt to any of us. Still, UCL had a narrow lead of 105-95 at just after 20 minutes.

Who wanted it more? Well, Elliot Cosnett was first to buzz for what was surely the work of Durer. So it was. More etchings brought us both just the one bonus. Michael Doherty won the buzzer race to identify a minority language in Portugal. The ceremonial county of South Yorkshire brought just one bonus. Individual bonuses looked as if they would be crucial to the result in this match. Nobody knew about the FBI approach to offender profiling. Nope, me neither. Elliot Cosnett knew the Federalist Papers for the next starter. Baked goods made from choux pastry brought just a single bonus. Nothing to choose between the teams at this point. Elliot Cosnett took a flyer on the next starter and fortune favoured the brave as he identified rivers forming the border between China and North Korea. European history yielded a full house – was this going to be the decisive moment that separated the teams? No, for Michael Doherty knew that the first head of CERN was called Bloch. So a Bloch-head, in fact. Well, please yourselves. Zora Neale Hurston brought just the one bonus. Zak Lakota-Baldwin knew the Coltranes (Robbie and Roscoe?) for the next starter. Disguises in opera brought them the one bonus they needed to tie the score. Surely the next starter would win. The answer was Fleurs – as in du Mal – and it was given by Elliot Cosnett. GONG! Merton had won by 160-150.

Both teams managed the same number of starters. UCL managed a BCR of 48% while Merton managed 55.5%. That’s the tale of the tape, folks, it all came down to just two bonuses. A great match.

Amol Watch

I felt Amol was just a little arsey in this show. ‘Chester is absolutely nowhere near there!” he sniffed on the picture starter. After the picture bonuses he added ‘you’re quite right, your Geography is terrible’ and without a chuckle in his voice either. Amol, mate, you don’t need to try to be Jeremy Paxman.

Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week

The name Desmond is derived from words meaning from South Munster

Baby Elephant Walk Moment

In thermodynamics the words ‘canonical’ or ‘grand canonical’ may precede what 8 letter word to refer to a collection of many sets of particles that each represent a possible state of a physical system?  - it’s not the longest dumdum we’ve ever had, but flippin’ ‘eck! Dum de dumdum dum dum dum dum dumdum.

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