Before we get started on last night’s UC, if you haven’t see
the latest Only Connect can I say that you might like to do so. The two teams,
The Bloomsbury Group, and the Tea Totallers put on a contest that was frankly
better than some Grand Finals. Hardly surprising considering the amount of quiz
talent across the two teams. After a dazzling display of brilliance from both
teams, the Bloomsbury Group won. But I reckon both teams are going to go far
this year. Fatima Sheriff, the winning captain, was part of the Imperial team
that won UC in 2022, ironically beating her team mate Michael Hutchinson’s
Reading team in the Final. Has anyone yet won both UC and Only Connect? Answers
on a postcard, please.
The UC review may now begin.
The Teams
Imperial
Charlotte Stokes
Mattia Elkouby
Matthew Spry (Captain)
Jaime Salamanca Camacho
Manchester
Adam Dodd
Millie Sutherland
Joel Crossley (Captain)
Nathan Easow
It was a battle of the multi champs last night on UC. Imperial
(five times winners, three times in the last five years) and Manchester (four
times winners between 2008 and 2013). That’s some serious previous form.
Millie Sutherland came in too quickly on the first starter.
She was unlucky for if she’d been a second later she would have heard nine-banded,
which gave me and Matthew Spry the answer that the creatures in question were
armadillos. Thalassocracies – altogether now, gesundheit! – brought a full set
of bonuses in fairly short order. I thought that both teams sat on their buzzers
a bit with the next starter. Asked for a pair of roman deities appearing in a
set of paintings , Venus and Mars is always likely to be a good shout. That provided
Jaime Salamanca Camacho with his first starter of the night. Mythological
firsts brought a second consecutive full house. Matthew Spry lived a little dangerously
by pausing almost too long before giving the correct answer of Henry Kissinger
(how we’re missing ‘yer) for the next starter. I am not familiar with the
Baillie Gifford Winner of Winners Prize, but I took a full house, while
Imperial missed out on the last through not listening carefully enough to the question.
Nonetheless it had been a great start for them. Likewise, Mattia Elkouby
missed out on a correct answer to the picture starter. We saw a map with a location
highlighted, and a blank periodic table with the space for one element
highlighted. The name of the element was taken from the location. Mr. Elkouby
gave us the location, Stockholm but we wanted the element – Holmium. Hard lines. This enabled
Nathan Easow to lift Manchester out of negative equity with Therevada. The
picture bonuses on more elements and locations brought us both a full house
which I celebrated with a lap of honour around the Clark sofa. I didn’t have a
scooby about the chemistry starter that followed but Mattia Elkouby knew it was
chromatography. Two bonuses on the circulatory system ( which for some reason made
me think of Hanger Lane) meant that the score at the ten minute mark stood at
90 – 15 to Imperial.
Did you know that Gjirokaster is in Albania? Matthew Spry
did. Large dams did nothing to stem the flood of points for Imperial and they
added another full house. Despite Amol’s encouragement for Manchester it was
Jaime Salamanca Camacho who took the next starter on swans. Celebrations
depicted in opening scenes of Daniel Craig Bond films sadly did not include the
Hanwell Carnival, but then that might have prevented Imperial from taking the
full house that they did take. And the agony continued for Manchester as Mattia
Elkouby buzzed in with valence for the next starter. The end of history – which
we all know is y – saw Imperial falter a little as they scored just the one
bonus. Didn’t matter. They were closer to 200 than 100 already. It’s been a
while since we had a jazz starter and Jaime Salamanca Camacho came in very early
to identify Rhapsody in Blue. I loved the story which followed about how
Gerschwin, thinking he’d refused to compose the piece, had to compose it in a
hurry when he read about where and when the premiere was being held. More
musical rush jobs took Imperial to one full set away from 200.Jaime Salamanca
Camacho knew about the mathematician Bernhard Riemann for the next starter.
Observatories brought me a second science based full house of the night, and took
Imperial to a score of 200. The next starter became a frantic buzzer race when
the title “Leaves of Grass” was spoken, and Nathan Easow showed a clean pair of
heels as he won to answer Walt Whitman. Bouses on Art brought two correct
answers. Captain Joel Crossley built on the good work by knowing that Matadi is
a port in Congo. Personally I still think you ought to distinguish between the
Republic of Congo and the Democratic Republic of Congo in your answer, but
there we are. Writers whose names are anagrams of constellations – Hardy and
Hydra eg – brought two more correct answers. Sadly Joel Crossley pushed his
luck a little too far and only gave half the answer to the next starter after
buzzing early, allowing Matthew Spry in with Sun and Son. Two bonuses on
decimalisation meant that by the twenty minute mark Imperial were home and dry
with 220, while Manchester were some way short of a repechage score with fifty.
They didn’t get any closer with the second picture starter
which showed pictures of Mary Shelley and her ole mum Mary Wollstonecraft. Jaime
Salamanca Camacho added that one to his starter collection. More family pictures
brought two bonuses. James Crossley beat Imperial with diffraction for the next
starter. The heritage orchestra supplied a bonus. The deliberately excruciating
rhyme alluded to in the next starter pointed to Byron’s Don Juan, and Mattia
Elkouby took it. The enzyme amylase, always such a popular topic of conversation
around the dinner table, brought two bonuses. Could Imperial break 300? Well
Matthew Spry’s answer of the human development index HDI for the next starter
would help. A full house on people born in 1923 pushed them to the brink. Matthew
Spry raced in to answer that Brisbane is set to host the 2032 Summer Olympics. Incidentally
I think that will make Australia the first country to host Summer Olympics in
three different cities (and none of them is the capital city!). You can have that one for free. One bonus would have been
enough to put Imperial on 300, but Emily Dickinson failed them on this score. Look
, don’t ask me about Qubits. It was the correct answer that Jaime Salamanca
Camacho gave to the next starter which brought up Imperial’s triple century.
Wartime Cabinet Ministers yielded one bonus. Didn’t matter now. Imperial were
over 300 and Manchester weren’t going to get a repechage score. Joel Crossley
knew a series of events occurring in years ending in 89, but they didn’t get
the one bonus on a French river before the gong sounded. Imperial 310, Manchester
75.
Manchester were living off famine rations from their
buzzers, but managed a good BCR of 62 on the bonuses they did earn. Imperial had a
BCR of 71. A great score, and a great performance. As impressive as the BCR
they scored was the fact that Mattia Elkouby, Jaime Salamanca Camacho and
Matthew Spry each took multiple starters – with the two latter taking 6 each.
Amol Watch
Fair play to Amol, he usually makes a telling off still
seem friendly, as seen when he warned Matthew Spry about hesitating on a
starter. With Jeremy Paxman you always felt he wanted to say – don’t do it
again or I’ll smash yer face in.
Amol’s encouragements have been more timely this series than they seemed to be last year, but it can’t have been much consolation to Manchester
when he felt moved to issue his first before 11 minutes were on the clock. A
few minutes later he reiterated his encouragement, this time with rather more
urgency.
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of
The Week
The official terminology for rule by Maritime Empire is
Thalassocracy.
Baby Elephant Walk Moment
In analytical chemistry a compound’s RF value or retention
factor can be used to identify components of a mixture in what class (here there
was an incorrect interruption) of analytical techniques based on a compound’s
interactions with stationary and mobile phases? Dum de dumdum dum dum dum dum
dumdum.