Ding dang dong,
ding-a-ding-a-dang-dong-
ding – a -dang – ding – a -dong
Do you always join in with ‘College Boy’ , the
theme to University Challenge? Well, there’s no need to be like that, I was
only asking. I do. In fact I would go so far as to say that it’s one of my
highlights of a Monday evening. I’m a traditionalist, so I tend to do the original
ITV version, as opposed to the sting quartet arrangement that the Beeb use. Once the last dying echoes of my off-key
warbling had faded on the evening air, JP was announcing the two teams.
Representing UCL again were Tom Allinson, Charlie
Dowell, Omar Raii and their captain, Robert Gray, while St. Hugh’s, Oxford were
Kazi Elias, Ewan Grainger, Aiden Mehigan and their own captain Daniel De Wijze.
Nothing much to choose between these two teams in their first round matches, so
it looked like a good match on paper.
Right, then I think you know what I’m going to
say here. You hear “novel – posthumously published – 1818” you slam the buzzer
through the desk and answer Jane Austen. Tom Allinson did, and claimed UCL’s
first set of bonuses on birds, and their archaic names. They managed one
correct answer. Robert Gray knew fossil
words, or, as I did, guessed. The Old Testament provided us both with a full
house. Nobody knew that Rama II of Thailand sent troops along with those of
France to occupy the Rhineland immediately after the 1918 Armistice, but St.
Hugh’s came in too early and lost 5 points. A fine early buzz from Charlie
Dowell saw him identify several of the applications of the word castor. Robert
Gray nodded his head approvingly when JP announced a set of bonuses on physics,
and they took one. Incidentally, my old tactic of answering a Science or Maths
- . . . adds up to what? – question with 0 or 1 paid dividends with the last of
the bonuses, and sent me off early on my lap of honour. So to the picture
starter. Omar Raii identified the highlighted area on a map of England as
Bradford. Three more of England’s Metropolitan Boroughs brought 5 more points.
Both Robert Gray and I guessed that the scale going up to 14 metres measures
wave height at sea for the next starter. Claire Tomalin’s biographies saw us
both take a full house. This meant that as we approached the 10 minute mark the
score looked extremely ominous for St. Hugh’s as UCL led by 90 against minus 5.
St. Hugh’s account was put back into the black
as Aiden Mehigan answered that Hayek wrote the Rod to Serfdom. Was that before
or after she guest starred in the (unfortunately) never to be forgotten “Wild
Wild West”? Memory gave them a further five. Robert Gray recognised the titles
of works by Jim Al-Khalili for the next starter to take his team to a triple
figure score to bring up a set of loan translations, or calques. We both took
another full house on that set. Did you know that the word disparage originally
meant to trap someone into marriage with someone of a lower class or stratum of
society? Me neither, and neither did the teams. Robert Gray knew that Cystine
is one of the building blocks of Keratin. No jokes about the cystine chapel,
please. Transuranium elements gave me the opportunity for another lap of honour
– but even a full house couldn’t stir me from the sofa. It must be said that UCL
all stayed in their seats after their full house too. So to the music starter,
and Omar Raii won the buzzer race against what I’m guessing must have been a
pretty dispirited St. Hugh’s by this point. The answer – REM’s The End of the
World As We Know It had an upsurge in interest on spotify immediately after the
election of Donald T. Rump. 3 more songs which also had an upsurge in interest
at this time brought two correct answers. I know nothing about Magic: The
Gathering, but Aiden Mehigan was in very quickly for it. St. Hugh’s second set
of bonuses were on fiction, only brought the one bonus. Aiden Mehigan,
seemingly singlehandedly keeping his team from drowning completely, knew Bedrich
Smetana wrote an autobiographical piece about his deafness. Painting and
photography brought another single bonus. Omar Raii knew the Dutch physicist Lorenz
for the next starter, bringing UCL a set of bonuses on plastics and their
recycling codes. They probably should have done better than just the one bonus,
but they were so far ahead that it looked unlikely to have much bearing on the
contest in the final analysis. Charlie Dowell new that the first adjective in
my favourite Keats’ poem – Ode to Autumn – is mellow. American musicals of 2010
saw 2 correct answers take the UCL score to 200 at the 20 minute mark, while
St. Hugh’s languished on 40. Game over.
So to the second pictures. Omar Raii
identified a photo of John Hurt, and photos of his roles provided a rather easy
full house. Charlie Dowell veritably bounced out of his seat to win the buzzer
race for the next starter, identifying various soup flavours associated with
Andy Warhol – cream of eccentric was not one of them, sadly. Biochemistry gave
me nowt, but UCL a full house. On a score of 250 with several minutes to go,
the rarely seen score of 300 looked a distinct possiblility. 10 of them came
when Robert Gray knew that there are 100 pico metres in an angstrom. No, me
neither. Bonuses on France and the direction to travel between cities put them
on 270 with 5 minutes to go. For once Robert Gray came in too early and lost
five as the question as to which island nation has the motto – Star and Key of
the Indian Ocean – allowed St. Hugh’s to answer Mauritius as the question
became clearer. They really could have done better with the questions on
Scotland, even though it was all academic by this time. Nobody knew that the
word rough could precede a set of given words. Merciless Omar Raii was in
extremely quickly to identify Caernarfon Castle as the birthplace of the future
Edward II. Managers of the England National Football team brought the UCL total
to 285. If they could answer the next starter, then 300 would be likely. Well,
Tom Allinson knew when Bangladesh became a test playing nation, to take them to
295. One bonus would do. Places associated with 12th century authors
saw them do it. Just as well because they missed the next two. Charlie Dowell
again sprang into action for the next starter, knowing a device that measures
ozone. Bonuses on chemists born in the Russian Empire saw me say that Borodin
would definitely be one of them. I was right, and so were UCL and that was the
last question. UCL had won by a whopping 315 to 45.
As we often say, we need to be cautious about
what conclusions we draw. For whatever reason, St. Hugh’s seemed a little off
the pace on the buzzer. Mind you, all of the UCL team were buzzing well, with
both Messrs Gray and Raii looking particularly impressive. They’ll fear no one
in the second round, nor, I dare say, should they.
Jeremy Paxman
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Absolutely nothing of note in this show.
Interesting
Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week
Words such as ‘kith’ which only appear in set
phrases and are no longer used on their own are called fossil words.
1 comment:
I don't join in with the theme tune Dave, but I do occasionally join in with Mr Tilling's buzzer calls.
Excellent stuff from UCL though, all four players contributing well on the buzzer and an excellent bonus rate of 32/48. St Hugh's didn't stand a chance against that blitzkreig, shame as, as we saw in their first match, they were a decent side, certainly deserved better than becoming the third new members of the Sub-50 club this series.
On Monday, the second round starts; thanks to Twitter, we know we shall see Strathclyde vs Emmanuel.
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