Bristol v. Corpus Christi, Oxford
Here we are then, peeps, Bristol v. Corpus
Christi. There were a couple of ways of looking at this one prior to the match
starting. On the one hand you might have said that Bristol looked one of the
most impressive teams in the first two rounds of the competition, while Corpus
Christi had faced stiff challenges in both rounds, which had both gone right to
the wire. Advantage Bristol? Well, maybe. On the other hand, you could say that
after their first two matches Corpus Christi were battle hardened, while we did
not yet know whether Bristol could guts out a win if need be. Advantage Corpus
Christi? Time would tell.
Bristol, then, were represented by Joe
Rolleston, Claire Jackson, Michael Tomsett and skipper Alice Clarke, and Corpus
Christi by Tom Fleet,
Emma Johnson, Adam Wright and skipper Nikhil Venkatesh.
I’ll admit, it took me a long time,
as it did both teams, to work out a long definition in the first starter was
actually looking for the term yoga. Nikhil Venkatesh had that one. Shakespeare
and World War I brought one bonus, and to be fair this was a tricky set. Neither
team knew that the Investiture Controversy with the papacy transpired during
the 11th century. Claire Jackson broke the Bristol duck knowing that
the largest methane sea on Saturn’s moon, Titan is named after the kraken. Now,
be honest, how many of you, when JP announced that the next set of bonuses were
all on pirates, went “Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”? Oh, just me then. Two
bonuses gave Bristol the lead. Alice Clarke was rather unlucky to lose five
points for macaroni verse rather than macaronic verse, but Corpus Christi
couldn’t capitalise. (Alliteration thrown in for free, all part of the service
today). The next starter saw the first real buzzer race, which was clearly won
by Nikhil Venkatesh who identified Porfirio Diaz as a former president of
Mexico. Bonuses on pairs of anagrams brought them two more correct answers.
Bristol’s star buzzer of earlier rounds, Michael Tomsett, was first to win the
buzzer race for the picture starter which showed us a Maltese Cross. (How do
you make a Maltese cross? Well, first you make an arrowhead shape pointing from
South to North, and use a chevron for its base, then you make three more of the
same shape, one for each main point of the compass. Or you could just make
stupid jokes about how you make a Maltese person angry.) More crosses provided
just one correct answer. Nikhil Venkatesh, who was having a very successful
match so far, correctly guessed that Jonathan Swift coined the term ‘sweetness
and light’ for the next starter, and 2 bonuses on the ill fated League of
Nations brought them up to 55 at the ten minute mark, 25 points ahead of
Bristol.
For the next starter on anatomy Adam
Wright knew his left atrium from his right ventricle and vice versa, and this
brought up bonuses on the Old Testament. A full house was taken, I think for
the first time in the match. Claire Jackson won the buzzer race for the next
starter about an 1857 novel in which a doctor’s wife has a disastrous affair,
sadly, though she provided an incorrect answer. It fell to Emma Johnson to
correctly answer Madame Bovary. A couple of bonuses on diseases brought them to
triple figures. Undaunted by the previous question, Claire Jackson buzzed in
successfully to give the answer limestone to a WH Auden definition of a type of
rock. They managed to answer two bonuses on short stories. Unsurprisingly
neither team recognised Engelbert Humperdick – no jokes please – for the music
starter. Michael Tomsett and I both knew that Dresden in the capital of Saxony,
and this earned the music bonuses. Three examples of women posing as men in
opera brought another 5 much needed points. Emma Johnson knew that Housekeeping
was the first novel of Marilynne Robinson. I had to bite my tongue to stop
myself from saying ‘Mrs. Beeton’. European royalty brought nothing more to
their score. Synchrotron radiation meant nowt to me, but it was meat and drink
to Adam Wright. The bonuses which followed, on Geometry, were good for another
ten points, and by this time there was a real sense that Corpus Christi were
stretching the elastic which bound them to Bristol to breaking point. Now,
there’s 2 countries on the island of New Guinea – obviously Papua New Guinea,
but also the Indonesian province of Irian Jaya. So if you’re asked – which country
on the island of New Guinea you go for Indonesia, and 90 times out of 100 you’ll
be right. Adam Wright was. The cashew family brought, almost inevitably, 2
correct answers and this meant that Corpus Christi led by 150 – 60. Not quite
an unassailable lead, but Bristol would need to rediscover their form to make
any impression now.
Tom Fleet was the first to recognise
a photograph of Alfred, Lord Tennyson. More 9th century portrait
photographs weren’t all easy, and like me they only managed to find a trollop.
Sorry, I’ll read that again. They only managed to find A. Trollope. Corpus
Christi were carrying all before them at this stage, and Tom Fleet took his second
consecutive starter, being very quickly in with Studio Ghibli. Nope, me
neither. A nice UC special set followed, with two works with (vaguely) similar
titles and their authors being asked for – eg Roxana and Romola. They failed on
the bonuses – which gave me a rare full house in this contest – but provided
amusement when they mulled over just giving ‘Bronte’ for the author of Shirley,
at which the skipper scoffed – well he’s not going to accept just Bronte, is
he? – No, I dare say he wouldn’t have. Nothing daunted, Emma Johnson took the
next literary starter, recognising the last words of the play “King Lear”. Poor
old Bristol at this stage seemed to have just been completely battered into
submission. Provinces of Argentina only provided a single bonus, but it was all
academic by now, despite there still being 3 and a half minutes to go. Emma
Johnson took a second consecutive starter, knowing Natasha Romanoff and Clint
Barton are alter egos of Avengers – Black Widow and Hawkeye respectively. With
two out of three bonuses on international law, Corpus Christi passed through
the 200 barrier, while Bristol were becalmed some distance the wrong side of
the 100 barrier. Now look, you know I don’t have a clue about what a vacuole
is, but Adam Wright did and that’s good enough for me. Two bonuses on definitions
of a metre followed. A UC special defined the words – us – and - her – and then dared the teams to put them
together to make a word. Adam Wright gave us usher. Men born in 1916 brought
Corpus Christi – wait for it – 10 points. Claire Jackson stopped the rot,
knowing all about recessive genes. You sensed this would be too little too late
to give Bristol the chance of reaching triple figures and indeed, that was it
as the gong sounded at that point.
Corpus Christi scored an emphatic
victory by 250 – 70. They must now be taken very seriously indeed. As for
Bristol, well, there’s still everything to play for. They were comprehensively
outbuzzed in this contest, but whether is just a one off bad night at the
office, or whether they flattered to deceive in earlier rounds remains to be
seen.
Jeremy Paxman Watch
We had a promising start from the
great man, when he smilingly told Nikhil Venkatesh that he looked astonished
that the answer yoga could be so easy. I tried yoga once, and easy it was not. His
genial manner continued when the team suggested Rosalind for one of the
Shakespeare answers as the name of a city which featured in a world war I
battle. He laughed, then gently chided “You been there?”
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know of the Week
An operatic role in which a female
character poses as a male is known as a ‘breeches role’