Robinson, Cambridge v. Balliol, Oxford.
Robinson’s team were David Verghese,
Catherine Hodge, George Barton and skipper James Pinder. Opponents Balliol were
Freddy Potts, Jacob Lloyd, Ben Pope and captain Joey Goldman.
Joey Goldman was the first in to
identify ”Islands in the Stream” as a posthumously published work of Ernest
Hemingway. Let’s be fair about this – the phrase ‘Joey Goldman was first in’
will probably feature quite prominently in this review. This earned a set of bonuses
on political insults, and Balliol scored a full house. James Pinder hit back
with the next starter. When I heard the words ‘which greenhouse gas’ I guessed
methane rather than CO2, and this was the correct answer supplied by Mr.
Pinder. A set of bonuses on Nobel prizes for the sciences brought none of us
anything. Once again Joey Goldman was far too fast for anyone else when he
recognised a set of examples all connected with the morpheme mono. Authors
cited as major influences by Mahatma Gandhi provided another full house. Balliol,
to be fair, had started like a thoroughbred. There was no sign of them slowing
down on the next starter either as Joey Goldman was in with a great
interruption to provide the term syzygy. Gesundenheit. How did they do on
bonuses on religious iconography? Not at all badly, taking 2 out of three, but
did this offer hope to Robinson by showing that they were merely brilliant, and
not invincible? A UC special followed for the first picture starter. We were
shown a concert programme, with three works by different composerd. Each was
rendered in the first language of the composer – all 3 composers were required.
I had 2, Mendelssohn and Rossini, which was better than either team, but it
wouldn’t have been enough. The answer to the next rather involved starter was
Adolf Hitler, and for once it was Freddy Potts rather than Joey Goldman who
took the points for Balliol. Three more concert programmes saw Balliol get 2
out of 3 on 2 of them, but no points. So, on the cusp of the 10 minutes mark it
looked ominous for Robinson who trailed by 10 to 80.
Freddy Potts took a double,
recognising works by people called Bragg. Railways in Africa provided another
full house, and took Balliol through the 100 point barrier. Something about
mass, velocity and value meant nowt to me, but James Pinder said it was 3, and
he was right to do so. Solvents provided them with one correct answer. David
Verghese was in too quickly for the next starter on an Asian river. Freddy Potts
complete his hat trick by offering, albeit reluctantly, the Oxus. Bonuses on
the theatre went begging. For the music starter Freddy Potts identified the
dulcet strains of Daft Punk. More duos brought a further 10 points, but I was
sorry that the young whippersnappers missed out on Sparks. Joey Goldman, not to
be outdone by Freddy Potts, came in extremely early to identify a Byzantine
Emperor as having the name “Born in the Purple”. I thought that was the late singer
Prince. A couple of bonuses saw them manage to name mallards and eiders, but
not goldeneyes. A UC special starter on capital cities and names of the days of
the week saw Catherine Hodge stop the rot for Robinson, and it would only have
been fair if they’d had a nice easy set of bonuses. They didn’t, though – a tricky
set on Historical personages and the centuries in which they lived still
yielded 2 correct answers. Annual average rainfall in Manchester was not, it
must be admitted, the most interesting question that has ever been asked on UC,
and neither team quite managed to be close enough to the answer. So approaching
the 20 minute mark the scores were 155 to 40, and although games are often won
and lost in the last few minutes, it looked as if Balliol had at least one of their
collective feet in the quarters.
James Pinder knew about saturated
compounds, which is just as well because I didn’t have a Scooby meself.
Standard abbreviations of the titles of Shakespeare plays proved rather more
fruitful for me, while Robinson managed their first full house. For the second
picture starter Catherine Hodge was the first to recognise a photograph of the
Duchess of Windsor. Sadly more celebrities wearing Elsa Schiaparelli designs
failed to add to their score. Nobody knew the play/film “The Women”. Ben Pope
and I both knew that when you discount the Sun and the centauri lot, the next
closest star to Earth is Barnard’s Star. Protein degradation only yielded the
one bonus, which was one more bonus than I managed, but that didn’t matter, for
the clock was very much on Balliol’s side at this stage. Joey Goldman’s speed
on the buzzer came into play in the next starter where he was very early in to
identify the Harappa as a civilisation in the Indus Valley. Places that delimit
areas of the BBC coastal weather forecast saw them fail to add to their score
in what was a distinctly gettable set. Catherine Hodge took her third starter
for Robinson, knowing the Scandinavian detective Lund. Pulitzer prize winning
novels took them to 85 – another starter and bonus would see them into triple
figures. They didn’t get I on the next, which saw Ben Pope identify the amanita
strain of fungi. 2 bonuses on Anglo Saxon coinage brought them up to their
double century. Once again Joey Goldman was in way early for the next starter,
and he was right with Viktor Frankl. Ecology bonuses gave them nothing, but by
this time anything they added to their score was merely gilding. Indeed, that
was that with the gong bonging before the next starter. The final score was 210
– 90. Hard lines Robinson, no shame in being outbuzzed in round two. Well
played indeed Balliol, and that buzzing display all bodes well for future
matches.
Jeremy Paxman Watch
On the theatre questions a rather
theatrical outburst from our hero when a rather anachronistic answer was given
- “Sir Laurence Olivier?! He was old, but he wasn’t that old!”. Other than that
another very quiet week.
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week
Gandhi named an idealistic community in
South Africa after Tolstoy, with whom he had corresponded.
2 comments:
Another match that was won on the buzzer: Mr Goldman had six correct starters for Balliol, same as Robinson managed between the lot of them. But, as you say, nothing wrong at all with losing by simply being outbuzzed by your opponents, so fair play to them.
Another excellent offering from Balliol though, though the QFs will be probably their biggest challenge yet against a team that are more their equals (my guess is they'll play Wolfson or Warwick); if they can still perform that well against either of them, they surely must be seriously fancied.
Well that's it for regular UC this year; the Christmas series begins on Monday for two weeks, and we resume in the New Year with Corpus Christi vs Peterhouse and Oriel vs Bristol.
An ominous performance from Balliol; I don't think I'd want to play them in the next round, though anything can happen on the night, and a match agaijnst another fast buzzing team would be fascinating.
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