Tuesday, 5 August 2025

University Challenge 2026 Round 1 heat four - Newcastle v. Edinburgh

The Teams

Newcastle

Anna McCully Stewart

Alice Groth

Laurie Guard (Capt.)

Dan Hill

Edinburgh

Parthav Easwar

Johnny Richards

Alice Leonard (Capt.)

Rayhana Amjad

Well, at least we were allowed to watch OC and UC last night, which is something.

A first starter on films with the word ‘All’ in the title allowed Anna McCully Stewart to open the Newcastle account with an early buzz. I really liked the bonus set on books read by the Monster in Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” – I always thought that the Monster was more of a ‘Titbits’ sort of guy. (Ask your grandparents). Two bonuses were taken. Poor Alice Groth fell right into the trap with the next question. Ullrich Salchow and Alois Lutz identified the sport in question, but she answered with ice skating – while Amol had asked for the correct specific term. Parthav Easwar went the wrong way, trying his luck with ice dancing, while figure skating was the answer required. For the next starter Rayhana Amjad began Edinburgh’s run for home by recogising Simone de Beauvoir’s “Must we burn De Sade?” World capitals and languages brought us both a full house. The next starter asked for the three letters ending a series of words to which we were given the definitions. Newcastle skipper Laurie Guard came in too early with -asm and for the second consecutive starter Newcastle lost five. I’ll talk more about that later. Johnny Richards waited to hear the full question then gave the correct answer of mma. The French actor Vincent ‘Qui?’ Cassel brought two bonuses and the picture starter. Lovely one this. I have never seen the flag of the Russia oblast Volgograd before. But I have seen photos of the Mother Russia statue featured on it, and I knew it is in Volgograd. Nobody had it although Dan Hill came close with Volga. Parthav Easwar knew that La Malinche helped the conquistadores to overthrow the Aztec Empire. This earned the picture bonuses on further flags of Russian oblasts and they didn’t do badly at all with them, scoring a full house. Parthav Easwar knew that pistachios are used in baklava (not only that but they were my least favourite flavour of ice cream available in the sadly missed Rossi’s ice cream parlour in West Ealing.) The human digestive system brought two bonuses. This meant that after Newcastle’s positive start Edinburgh seemed to have the whip hand, leading 90 – 10.

The next starter gave me this week’s baby elephant moment, but also a lap of honour. When it eventually mentioned human papillomavirus – HPV – and smear test the disorder in question had to be cervical cancer. Laurie Guard had that to set Newcastle moving again. A full house on Caspar David Friedrich – been a while since he was namechecked on UC – was swiftly taken. The clues were all there that the next starter was referring to Yeats (W.B. and not Eddie) and Rayhana Amjad gave the answer. Fast growing cities in Africa brought two correct answers. Rayhana Amjad seemed delighted to hear Amol announce that the music round was on Jazz. Nonetheless Dan Hill very nearly beat him to it. Sadly, he gave Art Brubeck as the answer, allowing Rayhana Amjad in with Dave Brubeck. I wonder – if Dan Hill had just said Brubeck, would Amol have accepted it? On balance I think he might well have. More tracks with titles referring to their time signature – look, just go with it, ok? – yielded nothing for their pains. I’ve never heard of tropicalia as referenced in the next starter but I still said Brazil. So did Johnny Richards, correctly. Dynasties of Roman Emperors proved tricky for Edinburgh and they only managed the Julio-Claudians. Newcastle’s bad luck on the buzzer continued when Dan Hill guessed that Jupiter was the second densest planet in the Solar System. Give that it also has the smallest radius Rayhana Amjad knew it had to be Mercury. French mathematician Sophie Germain promised me nowt, but, like Edinburgh I took one on Fermat’s last Theorem. You had to wait and wait with the next starter but as soon as Amol mentioned the Blue Rider Alice Groth was in with Kandinsky. Mythological depictions of scorpions brought a full house and made things look slightly better for Newcastle who now lagged by 55 to Edinburgh’s 145 at the 20 minute mark.

Both teams sat on their buzzers a little for the next starter but Rayhana Amjad worked out that if it’s in ACT it must be Canberra. Denise Scott Brown and Robert Venturi were not members of Steps, apparently, but architects who brought no more points to Edinburgh. So to the picture starter, and nobody recognised the Rokeby Venus of Velasquez – one of the most famous bottoms in the Art World (Venus’, that is, not Velasquez’s). Alice Groth knew the writer Alice Munro which won the picture bonuses. Other paintings that had, like the Rokeby Venus, been targeted by climate activists brought just one correct answer. Amazingly I got the next Science starter on things linked by the number three. I guessed the cusps mentioned belonged to the tri rather than the bi. Laurie Guard had that one. Endonyms brought us both two correct answers. I believe that having those two penalties early doors in the match had made Newcastle withdraw into their collective shell. Now they seemed to have surmounted that mental hurdle. Time, though, was not on their side. I think that Johnny Richards got the word young (youth) from the reference to the German word jugendstihl for the next starter– that’s where I got it from.’Not even wrong’ brought only one bonus, but Edinburgh were well over the event horizon by now. Dan Hill knew that the bloke in the Wilton Diptych was Richard II. The legacy of Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness” brought Newcastle a triple figure score at least. Several clues to the word bubble brought Rayhana Amjad another starter. Tuna in Japanese cuisine brought a full house. Nobody knew Bone mineral density for the next starter. There was just time enough for Alice Leonard to give weaving terms warp and weft to take her team to 200, against Newcastle’s 105 at the gong.

When they took starters Newcastle did not do badly with them achieving a good BCR of 67, noticeably better than Edinburgh’s 55. If you can’t at least achieve parity on the buzzer, though, you are always likely to struggle. Hard lines, and congratulations to Edinburgh.

Amol Watch

“Bad luck Dan,” said Amol in response to the Art Brubeck answer – “Them’s the breaks. Quite so.

Amol was pushing it when he said “plenty of time, Newcastle” just past 17 minutes.  

Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week

Shaming as it is to admit it, I was not previously aware that Dar Es Salaam means abode of peace.

Baby Elephant Walk Moment

A test for which specific disorder was developed in the 1920s by the physician Georgios Papanikolaou? (who was surely a character in the League of Gentlemen. Hello Dave.) The test involves the collection of squamous and glandular cells, which are observed for abnormalities such as the presence of koilocytes, a hallmark of infection by the human papillomavirus and the test is often known - (here there was an incorrect buzz from Parthav Easwar) – by an abbreviation of Papanikolau’s name as a pap test or pap smear.

Need I say more? Dum de dumdum dum dum dum dum dumdum.

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