Heads up about tomorrow’s Mastermind. Specialist subjects are Billy Joel, JMW Turner, the BBC Sitcom Miranda and Antoine Lavoisier. Looking att my chances of scoring any points – well, I rather liked Billy Joel back in the day, so it’s not impossible I might pick up one or two. A member of my family once said that the BBC sitcom Miranda should have been retitled ‘Large Lady Falls Over a Lot”. I watched an episode once, and while I think that’s a little uncharitable I think there’s a grain of truth in it. Prediction – Royaume Uni nul points. Antoine Lavoisier – hmm, maybe a scraped point. JMW Turner – I’m not saying he will bring me any points, but I do have a slightly tenuous family connection. Through my Cobden grandmother, I’m descended from a family of artists and engravers, the Dawes. My five times great grandfather Philip Dawe was an artist and engraver, who reputedly learned from Hogarth, and tutored George Morland. He may even have given instruction to Turner at one time. Even if this was not the case, his son Henry Edward Dawe, my four times great grandfather was and engraver who definitely worked with Turner. Mind you, the real star of the family was Henry’s brother George Dawe, who became official first court portrait painter to the Tsar of Russia. Over 300 of his paintings hang in the Hermitage. Not that this connection will necessarily bring me points. I predict – I hope that I’ll manage four or five as a total aggregate.
Sunday, 15 October 2023
Wednesday, 11 October 2023
University Challenge 2024 : First round heat: Lincoln, Oxford v. King's, London
The Teams
Lincoln, Oxford
Ella Warde
Mehmed Tatoğlu
Alexander Baker (Capt)
Anna Drummond Young
King’s, London
Alex Halliwell
Alessandro Bogo
Taiga Clarke (capt)
Zahra Sultan
Yeah, I know. It’s Wednesday. Sorry about that. Let’s no
waste any more time then. Eyes down and devil take the hindmost. First question
was about all of the Balboas – explorer, currency, and doubtless fictional
boxer would have followed. Not before Alessandro Bogo buzzed in with the right
answer. This brought King’s a set of bonuses on islands that follow the word ‘and’
– like Barbuda in Antigua and -. This set brought us both a full house. Mehmed Tatoğlu
recognised the epitaph from the tomb of Robert Frost to get Lincoln off and
running. The historian Doris Kearns Goodwin brought another full house, and for
the moment the scores were tied. Amazingly I carried my streak to 9 consecutive
correct answers even though we had a starter on mathematical terms, which all
ended with -ix. Subgenres of science fiction and fantasy brought me another full
house, although Lincoln missed on one. The picture starter took me to 13,
guessing correctly that the seal we were shown belonged to the EPA. Mehmed Tatoğlu
had that one. More seals of US federal agencies brought my streak to an end with
13. Lincoln managed one. The kingdom of Aksum pushed me to the Ethiopia area,
so it stood to reason that Eritrea was the country that derived its name from
the Greek and Latin for red. Mehmed Tatoğlu took his third starter with that
one. The architect Eric Mendelsohn I didn’t know, but I’m a fan of his De La
Warr pavilion in Bexhill. He brought just the one to Lincoln. This was enough
to give the Oxford team a lead of 75 – 25. It was already looking a bit ominous
for King’s.
Both teams sat on their buzzers a little for the next
starter, but it was the Oxford skipper who provided the answer that pimento is
also known as allspice. The lifetime of a cell promised me nothing, but the one
that Lincoln got right pushed them to the brink of triple figures. The next
starter was asking for the word pillars and Ella Warde won hat particular
buzzer race. Top goal scorers at FIFA world cup tournaments brought just the
one correct answer. Mehmed Tatoğlu took a fourth starter, knowing of the
derivation of the name Burkina Faso. Three bonuses on langue and parole – no,
me neither – yielded nothing for Lincoln, but I did know that fabula is Latin
for story, I did not know it means the same in Russian. This brought us to the
music starter and a little bit of Britten. None of us recognised it. The agony
for King’s continued as Alexander Baker correctly provided the answer simple
machines for the next starter. Other pieces of music from 1962, the year of UC’s
first broadcast, brought two more correct answers. For once Mehmed Tatoğlu
miscued on a starter, but King’s could not capitalise with roman a clef. You
could see Henry VII coming up for the next question and Mehmed Tatoğlu made no
mistake this time to take his fifth. Female heads of government brought two
correct answers. It never rains but it pours. Alessandro Bogo came in too early
for the next starter and lost five. That man Mehmed Tatoğlu came in with the
language Turkic to earn a set of bonuses on translations of Japanese anime and
manga. 2 correct answers brought the score to 165 – 20 at twenty minutes.
Mehmed Tatoğlu continued in the same vein, getting the next
starter about Kansas. Literature, communism and US politics coalesced in the
next set which again brought two for Lincoln. Unsurprisingly neither team
recognised a photo of the moon Callisto. Finally Alessandro Bogo hit the
starter target knowing that some silly sod had created a symphony using data
output from Black Holes. Beats working for a living, I suppose. More photos of
Jupiter’s moons as taken by the Galileo probe followed. (The photos taken by
the Figaro and Magnifico probes were crap.) King’s took one, which was one more
than I managed. Still, at least King’s were away now. Alessandro Bogo knew that
the total number of provinces and states in respectively Canada and Australia
is 16. Theatre and the Law brought two bonuses. A triple figure score sill
looked a long way away. Nobody knew that the pipe organ is deadly from close up
for the next starter. Mehmed Tatoğlu brought a hiatus to the King’s mini
revival, knowing the term realism. Questions on the river Taff brought nowt to
Lincoln, but at least we could enjoy a name check for Richard Trevithick.
Alessandro came in too early for the next starter. As clues to peacock and
mustard were revealed, Ella Warde gave the correct answer of characters from
Cluedo. Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy added 10 points and a
little more gilding to the Lincoln total. Taiga Clarke finally forced his way onto
the stater board , knowing a reference to Just Stop Oil when he heard it. One bonus
on winter bird visitors brought another bonus. Ella Warde knew the element
Lutetium takes its name from the roman name for Paris. That was it, he contest
was gonged with the score at 225 to 65 in Lincoln’s favour.
Well, very much a case of SIJNYN (Sometimes it’s just not
your night) for King’s. They had a BCR of 58, but that was just off 12 bonuses.
As for Lincoln, their BCR of 46 was one of the less impressive we’ve seen from
winners thus far this series.
How is Amol Doing?
There’s just a couple of times when Amol says things and I’m
not quite clear whether he’s being mean or ot. For example, when Lincoln struggled
with the seals he rather dismissively said ‘well you got that one at least’
when they had the CIA.
The encouragement to the trailing team came at a relatively
early 12 and 3 quarter minutes. The fact
that he felt the need to do so again a mere four minutes later should give an
idea of how successful the first was.
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know of
the Week
Mensa was originally formed in Lincoln College, Oxford.
Baby Elephant Walk Moment
Not this week.
Tuesday, 10 October 2023
Mastermind 2023 - First Round Heat 7
We’re forging on with Round 1, good people, and (say it quietly) a show that produced my lowest specialist round aggregate for the entire series so far. The first of these tight fisted rounds was offered by Robert Hemming. Robert was answering on the battleship Bismarck. Now, I did think that there might be a chance of a couple here. No chance. I was lucky to scrape one. Robert, as I so often say, clearly knew his stuff. You can’t score 8 on such a round if you don’t. But it was just a couple of marks short of a score that would put him up with the leaders by half time.
Someone who did get a score that put her up with the
leaders at half time was Reena Patel. Reena was answering on the late Syd
Barrett, the musical genius behind so much of what was good about the very
early Pink Floyd. Again, I thought I might get more than one. Nope, in fact I
had to really dredge my memory to scrape one point. Reena on the other hand
produced 10 and as we so often note, anything in double figures on specialist
is good going these days.
Isobel Murray almost repeated the double figure feat in
round 2, but finished just one point away on 9. She was answering on the poet
Frederico Garcia Lorca, executed by Nationalists during the Spanish Civil War.
I’ve taken a lot more interest in the Spanish Civil War since visiting the
monument to the political prisoners in the San Isidro camp in the village where
my mother in law used to live. Not enough, obviously as I only scraped one
point again.
Finally Paul Judge on the basketball player Earvin ‘Magic’
Johnson. Look, the fact is that some sports you like, and some leave you could
and I’m afraid that basketball is the latter for me. I’m not dissing the game,
but just saying I can’t get up any interest in it. Paul obviously could. He too
scored 10 and apart from the first question there appeared to be precious few
gimmes in the round. The first question, incidentally, was the only 1 I got
right to leave my aggregate on a measly 4.
We saw a week ago how it’s possible to come from a few
points behind to win with a strong GK, so all 4 contenders were certainly in
with a chance going into the GK. Robert was first to return to the chair, and
he gave it a decent lash. With the best will in the world though he really
needed more than the 9 he scored to force the other three contenders to all
have to negotiate the corridor of doubt.
Isobel, on the other hand, put in a useful turn at the quiz
face in her own GK round. She often looked as if she didn’t know the answer and
was a little surprised when it turned out to be right. And she had 11 correct
answers in all, taking her total to 20. This is a significant number. There’s a
whole world in the one point that separates 19 and 20.
Renna took her turn. What she scored was a perfectly
respectable 8 points, but this was not enough to give her the lead. Reena
looked a little downhearted when she sat back in her chair. I hope that she
wasn’t, as she had nothing to be ashamed of, even if she wasn’t going to win
this time.
Only Paul Judge remained, then. He started one point ahead
of where Isobel had started her round, so matching her score of 11 would be
enough for an outright win. I wouldn’t necessarily say that he ripped the round
apart, but he did score 12, which is not bad going by anyone’s book. In his piece
to camera at the end I liked his comments about watching as a fan and finally
deciding to give it a go. Well done sir! If we didn’t have people willing to
give it a go, we wouldn’t have a show. Best of luck.
The Details
|
Robert Hemming |
The Battleship
Bismarck |
8 |
0 |
9 |
2 |
17 |
2 |
|
Reena Patel |
Syd Barrett |
10 |
0 |
8 |
4 |
18 |
4 |
|
Isobel Mosely |
Frederico Garcia
Lorca |
9 |
1 |
11 |
1 |
20 |
2 |
|
Paul Judge |
The Life and Career
of Magic Johnson |
10 |
1 |
12 |
0 |
22 |
1 |
Sunday, 8 October 2023
Mastermind Specialist Subjects tomorrow
I don’t have time today myself but if anyone fancies the wiki challenge for tomorrow night’s Mastermind – here are the specialist subjects:-
The battleship Bismarck
Syd Barrett
Frederico Garcia Lorca
The Career of Magic Johnson
I can maybe scrape 1 or 2 on the Bismarck. There’s a chance
of doing better with Syd Barrett – when I was a teenager I was a huge Pink
Floyd fan and nerd, Lorca I predict no points on and Magic Johnson – perhaps I'll scrape 1 .
Aggregate forecast – 3 to 7. Telegram claims not required (ask your
grandparents.)
So Farewell, then, 'Sitting on a Fortune' and 'Moneybags'
I’ve heard on the grapevine that both Moneyball and Sitting
on A Fortune have been cancelled. I reviewed both shows in November 2021. Neither
of these ex-footballer hosted quiz games gained my full approval, but neither
of them was a complete turkey either. For me they could both have been a little
shorter and a lot more fast moving. Either would have been a decent enough
evening opener, but neither was strong enough to stand against, for the sake of
argument, Strictly Come Dancing.
Run of the Mill night down the club
Well, there were no themes or gimmicks in Thursday night’s quiz and we should at least be grateful for that. It was a perfectly decent, run of the mill general knowledge quiz and it was – and I know that I’m a heel for saying this – a bit of a bore.
You know, I couldn’t take a huge issue with any individual
question that was asked, which is something of a rarity for me, I know. But the
quiz as a whole somehow managed to be less than the sum of its parts. There was
no handout, for one thing. I’m ambivalent on handouts. I’m not a fan of ‘name
the vacuous celebrity’ type picture quiz handout but I do rather enjoy anything
more cryptic or anything that rewards a bit of knowledge.
Since I’m in full grumpy old sod more I’ll say that I think
that it works like this. You don’t have to be a great quizzer to make a great
quiz. However, it does help if you are at least good enough to know the
difference between a hard question, a ridiculously hard question and a
ridiculously easy one. Thursday night’s quiz lurched drunkenly from one extreme
to the other.
Tuesday, 3 October 2023
University Challenge 2024 Bangor v. Edinburgh
The Teams
Bangor
Nihal Bhatt
Katie Barnes
Jack Cunliffe (capt.)
Luke O’Hagan
Edinburgh
Matt Stafford
Frances Hadley
Arun Uttamchandani (capt.)
Matt McGovern
To a quizzer of a certain age, ‘Born in York in 1570 – “
which is how the first starter opened, this immediately flags up the name Guy
Fawkes. It took both teams a moment or two more to process this before Arun Uttamchandani buzzed in to pluck this particular
unconsidered trifle. Bonuses on landmark experiments involving cohe picture
starter common culinary plants amazingly saw me take a lap of honour for
knowing that dephlogisticated air was the rather splendid name the Joseph
Priestley gave to oxygen. No, of course I didn’t know the first. Mind you I
knew all about Gregor Mendel and his peas. Edinburgh took the first and last. A
list of films was given and Nihal Bhatt buzzed in to say they were all set in
Boston. Both teams were now off the mark. Bonuses on 60s and 70s music were a pretty easy
set for an old codger like me, but the youngsters from Bangor couldn’t manage
any of them. Right – what comes to mind when you hear the words Eurasian
network of overland routes? Silk Road it was for me and silk road it was for
Luke O’Hagen. This earned Bangor a set of bonuses on chess world champions and
this set was far more to their liking. We both took a full house. The picture
starter showed us the ensign of a navy of a European country. I’ll be honest, I
didn’t have scooby which navy it belonged to. Neither did the teams. It was the
Latvian Navy. Yeah, a little bit of a whythe’ell as a question. Fari play, I
was impressed with Mat Stafford’s answer of neoplasticism for the architecture
starter that followed. The 3 naval ensign bonuses that followed were thankfully
a lot easier to identify than the Latvian one – at least they bore some
reference to the national flags. I was surprised how long both teams dwelt on
the metal with the lowest atomic mass. “Lithium?” I answered, not quite believing
it might be so simple. It was, though. Luke O’Hagan chanced his arm with
mercury, This let Arun Uttamchandani in with Lithium. This gave a set of
bonuses on pairs of fictional works liked by words in their titles. Edinburgh
took two. Luke O’Hagan recognised definitions of the word canon, and this
brought a gettable set on island peaks. They messed up the second by giving a
country rather than the island it’s part of, nonetheless they managed a pair. It
was, at this stage, quite an even contest, with Edinburgh leading by 65 – 55.
Matt Stafford came in early on the next starter to identify
places in Saudi Arabia. Subtitles of films in the MCU yielded a relatively
simple full house, despite not including my favourite subtitle Thor:
Seasiderok. The next question was about the kid of explanation that Sir Humphrey
Appleby used to give in the beloved “Yes, Minister” – I give confidential
briefings, you leak, he is being prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act.”
Nobody knew that this is also called a conjugation. Matt Stafford worked out
that the various definitions they were given were all pointing towards punt.
Gobbledygook about chemical bonds saw us both take just the one with vitamin C.
Arun Uttamchandani could see that the next starter was leading towards the word
masala and this gave them a shott at bonuses on the work of engineer Mike
Burrows. They took just the one. Nonetheless they were now comfortably into
triple figures and were increasing the lead with each set. It was Arun
Uttamchandani who was first to recognise the Ronettes with Be My Baby. Other
tracks with drums played by Hal ‘Who’ Blaine brought Edinburgh two bonuses. Arun
Uttamchandani, who was practically running the game at this point, knew the
answer polymerase to a question I didn’t understand. Leading figures of Dadaism
brought another brace of bonuses. Poor Bangor couldn’tt buy a starter at this
point. Jack Cunliffe did exactly what he should, and buzzed early for the next
starter to put Edinburgh off their stride. Sadly it was too early and allowed
Edinburgh a free shot at goal. Frances Hadley knew that the title of Orwell’s
book about his participation in the Spanish Civil War ends in the letters – ia.
This brought a swiftly taken full house on places sharing their names with the
tiles of novels. Right then – you hear of a gentleman with a seemingly arab
sounding name, and you’re told he’s rebuilding a library. So come on it can only
surely be Alexandria, can’t it? Luke Hagan thought so and this at last set the
Bangor wheels in motion again. They also took one bonus on the 1997 handover of
Hong Kong. An arithmetic question involving adding the numbers of stars on
specific flag then dividing by the square root of the number you first thought
of, or summat like that saw Matt Stafford give a very quick and correct answer.
A rather gentle set on abandoned settlements in southern England provided the
rampant Edinburgh team with another full house. This meant that they led by 210
– 65 at the 20 minute mark.
For the second picture starter we were shown a Leonardo –
that’s the artist and not the turtle. It was quickly recognised by Matt
Stafford. Three other paintings depicting John the Baptist provided two more
correct answers. Such was the lead by this stage it was surely academic by now.
I was pretty pleased that when the next question asked for the letter ascribed
to a straight line passing through the centre of a circle I guessed it had to
be D for diameter. Meringues brought another full house. You had to wait a bit
wih the next starter, but when it mentioned ‘his signature tune, Take the A
Train’ it become a buzzer race won by Frances Hadley. Poor old Bangor. It must
have felt as if they wee on the receiving end of a beating with blunt
instruments as Edinburgh took another full house on glaciers. Luke Hagan
stemmed the tide for a moment, knowing that the uncle of Queen Victoria sharing
a name with presidents McKinley and Taft was William. Names beginning with Cass
yielded just one bonus. It was at this stage, with several minutes left on the
clock, that I noticed that one more full house would be enough to take
Edinburgh through the rarely-broken 300 barrier. It didn’t happen with the next
starter. Katie Barnes took that with various words beginning with – rum. The Greek
philosopher Theophrastus saw them take a welcome full house, pushing them
through the 100 point barrier. Luke Hagan recognised Hooke’s Law (which, as we
all know states you should never smile at a crocodile) and brought Bangor
bonuses on Lady Mary Wortley Monatgu. I loved her series on History’s greatest
fibs. Bangor took a full house, and there was just he outside possibility that
they might get onto the repechage ladder. Captain Jack Cunliffe made it look
less unlikely by knowing that the 40th anniversary of The Italian
Job was marked by a competition to solve the cliffhanger ending of the film. 2
bonuses put them tantalisingly close on 150. -That’s enough of that – the Edinburgh
team metaphorically said and Matt Stafford buzzed in to ake the next starter on
the French pointillist painter Signac. The city of Arezzo in Italy provided two
correct answers, and took Edinburgh to the magical 300 points. “Written on Watter”
has to refer to John Keats, surely? Frances Hadley felt so and was right. Two
bonuses on Nebraska added to the
Edinburgh total. There the gong ended the contest.
Superb score, Edinburgh. Bangor did well with the bonus
they were asked, achieving a 62.5 BCR, but they didn’t get asked enough.
Edinburgh achieved a 72.7 BCR, all the more impressive considering just how
many bonuses they were asked. We will all have to watch Edinburgh very closely
from this point on.
How is Amol Doing?
Fine, what do you expect by now. It was just after the 17th
minute that Amol uncorked “Plenty of time Bangor. See if you ca get going with
this.” Now, we’ve seen that so ar in this series, far from being the kiss of
death that it was in the time of Paxman, this has often worked as a rallying
cry, which we have quite logically taken as proof that Amol is a jedi. Well either his powers are on the wane, or Bangor are just not susceptible to the Force.
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of
The Week
Nebraska is described as the only triply landlocked country
of the USA
Baby Elephant Walk Moment
“Large lactone rings are present in which class of antibiotics?
This class includes erythromycin and is commonly used to treat pneumonia and chlamydia.”
No the most extreme example we’ve had this year, but pleasingly obscure.