The Teams
Birkbeck, London
Danny McMillan
Olivia Mariner
Samir Chadha (Capt)
Margherita Huntley
Oxford Brookes
David Caldecott
Lara Gardner
John Manton (Capt)
James Broadbent
Oh, don’t the Mondays come round quickly now that Quizzy Monday
is back? That’s not a complaint, by the way. It’s an expression of gratitude.
So, it was Birkbeck, the only college still part of London
University that has won UC before, v. Oxford Brookes, who in just five series
have reached the quarters twice already. The Curse of the Clark sofa was firmly
on Birkbeck, being as I am an alumnus of London University (although not
Birkbeck) and also because Birkbeck Captain Samir Chadha is from my home
borough, Ealing. Would Birkbeck be strong enough to withstand the effect of
Clark support?
John Manton misfired on the first starter. To be fair to
the Oxford skipper he was going to have a good night on the buzzer, so he can
be forgiven this. It was Danny McMillan – who would have an excellent night on
the buzzer, who recognised that Maria Therese of Austria was a Habsburg. This
brought a set of bonuses on films whose titles include the surname of a British
Prime Minister. “Blair Witch Project!” I shouted before the first was asked. And
indeed, it was one of the answers. “Douglas-Home Alone” was not. This was a
relatively gentle set and we both took a full house. John Manton recognised
James Joyce’s description of the word epiphany to move his team’s score from
red to black and earn bonuses on the Biafran crisis. They too took a full
house. The next starter was one of those where it paid to wait, as it became
obvious that the answer required was Mount Fuji once Hokusai’s The Great Wave
was mentioned. Incidentally, did you know that you can get a lego set of The
Great Wave? Very good it is too – my daughter Jess made one at the weekend.
Danny McMillan took that one. Twentieth century novels whose titles all include
a nationality saw our first dropped bonus when none of us got Frenchman’s
Creek. Still 10 bonuses out of the first 11 was pretty good going by both teams.
Lara Gardner took the next starter with Karst. Supply your own puns for that. Given
constellations OB also missed the second in their set of bonuses. I’m a little
surprised that they didn’t know Betelgeuse is in Orion. For the next starter,
when asked what Woody Guthrie’s guitar claimed to do Danny McMillan buzzed in
very sharply to answer ‘Kills Fascists’. Sporting terms from their origins was
an interesting set and Danny McMillan pulled himself back from the incorrect
scrum to the correct ruck on the first. They also took the third of the set. So
to the picture starter, showing us a national flag. “Togo!” I shouted – hey, I
love Sporcle. Maybe James Broadbent does too because he was very quickly in with
the same. More flags with stars and stripes brought another full house. This
meant that both teams were level with 65 at the 10-minute mark – and only three
incorrect answers had been given so far. What a good contest.
David Caldecott recognised a description of Clive Barker’s
Candyman character for the next starter. The artist Fuseli was the subject of
the bonuses. Curiously enough none of them asked about his 2006 hit ‘Chelsea
Dagger’. OB took a brace of these. John Manton recognised a description of the
term sophist to earn a set on Italian chef Giuseppe Cipriani – and once again
curiously enough none of the bonuses mentioned his spell as England’s fly half.
Now, when it came to the acronym SCOBY, I didn’t have a scooby. Margherita
Huntley knew that the Y stands for yeast. Googling reveals that the whole thing
stands for Symbiotic Culture of Bacteria and Yeast. Mmm, bacteria and yeast.
Yum yum. A terrific UC special set on Shakespeare gave clues to the main
locations where one of his tragedies is set. Birkbeck took two missing out on
Tony and Cleo. Halfway through the show and we finally came to the first
starter neither team could answer, on Alan Dawson’s “The Relative Hills of
Britain”. Well, we’d had a good long run at the start of the show, but the time
had come for a Science starter. The answer was Young’s Modulus – nope, didn’t even
understand the question since you asked. The next starter suddenly became
obvious when it mentioned workers smashing machinery and it was Danny McMillan
who won the buzzer race to answer Luddites. Economics brought 2 bonuses. So to
the music round. I’m not overly familiar with the musical Funny Girl, but the
lyrics of the extract made this the most likely answer to the starter. Both
teams took their time to mull it over Samir Chadha came in first with the
correct answer. More biographical musicals brought just the one correct answer.
John Manton knew various definitions of the word break for the next starter. Scientific
terms beginning with the letters comp brought a full house. It also brought me
a lap of honour for knowing the word compound. Yes, I know it was the easiest
of the three, but you have to take it where you can get it, don’t you. The set gave
OB the lead, by 135 – 110.
Australia, Japan and South Korea are the only three
countries outside Europe and North America to host the Summer Olympics during the
20th century. Asked for 2, John Manton gave Australia and Japan. The
excellent Danny McMillan had Australia but went for China – which was 2008.
Female heads of state stretched the lead by a further 10 points. Danny McMillan
ate into the lead by knowing that Kodiak is the second largest island of the
US. Government departments or offices brought another full house. Samir Chadha
recognised a still from The Handmaiden for the next starter. Three more films
in non-European languages that won BAFTAs for Best film not in English brought another
full house, and more surprisingly it brought me a full house as well. This was
enough to give Birkbeck a narrow lead. This was extended by that man McMillan
as he buzzed in early with Chatham House for the next starter. Sunsetting Empires provided another fine UC
special set brought the London side another full house. I earned a potential
second lap of honour with the term precipitation for the chemistry starter that
followed. Lara Gardner took that one. Words used in English of Hungarian origin
brough OB their own full house and reduced the deficit to a single bonus. James
Broadbent knew that the 1972 Magnavox Odyssey was the first games console. The
Fields Medal and some of its recipients brought a full house. I also got a full
house on these. What was going on in this show?! Less than 3 minutes left on
the clock, and OB led by 20.It was Danny McMillan who knew that Hawkeye’s alter
ego in the Avengers has the surname Barton for the next starter. A full house
needed for the lead. The subject? Literature, novels linked with labyrinths.
Birkbeck took the first two – and they took the third as well! Surely, whoever
took the next starter would win. Again, I ask what was going on in this show,
because the starter asked about a contemporary singer who produced and directed
her own video, and I had it right! Okay, Taylor Swift was always the percentage
answer, but come on! I am nearly 60! Samir Chadha played a captain’s innings getting
that one right. The match was gonged before Amol completed the first bonus.
Birkbeck had won by 220 – 205.
What a contest! Both teams deserve huge congratulations for
the excellent performances on display tonight. Birkbeck had an incredible 80
percent bonus conversion rate while OB had a mind-boggling 88 percent rate. I
cannot remember the last time that a team scored over 200 in the first round
and still lost.
On a personal note, I always set my target at answering forty
questions correctly. In the last couple of JP years this became difficult. Last
night I answered 56 correctly. I think a combination of factors worked in my,
ad both teams’ favour. Amol’s speedy delivery is one. The fact that these were
two teams who didn’t as a rule argue the life out of the bonuses and just got
on with it. And for me, the questions were rather more accessible than is
sometimes the case.
How is Amol Doing?
We’ve already noted Amol’s partiality for cricket in this
series, and he was indignant when Birkbeck dropped a googly by confusing their
googlies with their doosras. “It is very much NOT a googly!” Alright Amol, don’t
take it personally. When James Broadbent took the flag starter he suggested it
was just because he watches a lot of football. This is not perjorative – you ask
schoolkids to identify national flags, and you’ll be surprised how many the
football fans will identify. Maybe it was just me, but it seemed to me that
Amol was even more conversational and matey towards the teams in this show.
When Harry’s Bar in Venice was an answer he replied ‘Very pricey – you wouldn’t
be able to afford it on usual student finances.’ Then almost immediately after,
when the answer given was Bellini cocktail he chaffed ‘You’ve obviously had a
few, haven’t you?’ Woah here, Amol. You can’t go suggesting that a player has
an alcohol problem. Then at the end there was an almost Paxonian rubbing of
salt into OB’s wounds when he said “I bet you thought until the last minute
that you were going to win!”
Levity aside, Amol continues to seem calm, relaxed, and
enjoying himself as much as the audience at home, and that’s really a lot of
what I’m asking for from the host of UC. Keep it up.
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of
The Week
Medecins Sans Frontieres was established in 1971 in
response to the Biafran Famine.
In his 1992 book, Alan Dawson gave any peak of 492 feet or
higher the name Marilyns – inspired by Munros, geddit?!
The word coach is derived from the name of a town between
Vienna and Budapest.
Sorry for the three way tie this week.