The Teams
Durham
Harry Scully
Chloe Margaux
Alex Radcliffe (capt.)
Bea Bennett
Bristol
Sam Kehler
Jacob McLaughlin
Tess Richardson (capt.)
Alejandro Ortega
JP, in this, his final introduction to a University
Challenge match, paid tribute to the fact that the final brings us full circle.
I don’t think it’s going too far to say that these two teams have proven to be
the best in the competition, and promised an intriguing battle of the buzzers.
I surprised myself by getting a Science question right with
the very first starter, knowing that the world’s first nuclear reactor was
built on an unused tennis court in the University in Chicago. While I was
setting off on my final lap of honour of the series Harry Scully won the first
buzzer race to give the same answer. Very early examples of Science Fiction
only provided one correct answer, but Durham were up and running. A sort of
backhandedly complimentary description of Charles II gave Bea Bennett the next
starter. The Turner Prize in 2021 promised little and delivered less for
Durham. Encouraged by their buzzer success thus far, skipper Alex Radcliffe was
in very early for the next starter, to which the answer was cat. To me, a
family of proteins would be Mummy protein, Daddy protein and Baby protein, but
funnily enough none of these were the answer to the bonuses. Durham managed the
one. You could say that Bristol were fortunate that Durham were having little
joy with the bonuses – despite having taken the first three starters consecutively
they had only accrued 40 points. But this would be more than enough if Bristol
could not challenge their dominance of the buzzer. For the picture starter we
were shown a map with the site of a battle and its date. Sam Kehler broke
Bristol’s duck by buzzing in to identify that the last Byzantine Emperor, Constantine
XI had been killed in the battle. More battles and dead royals brought a full
house, which meant that for all Durham’s good work the gap now stood at just
fifteen points. The next starter was an example of one with a long preamble where
the answer suddenly becomes clear, and as JP mentioned the titles of the movies Roma and
Satyricon, Harry Scully won the buzzer race to answer Fellini. A good full
house of bonuses on literary criticism followed, which meant that Durham led by
forty again at the ten minute mark, by 65 – 25.
If Scully don’t get yer, Radcliffe will. I certainly seemed
that way as the Durham skipper won the buzzer race to answer that several
definitions given us by JP all referred to protocol. Only 1 bonus followed on
the B-52’s – hardly surprising considering the youth of all the participants.
Finally Jacob McLaughlin took his first starter, recognising several things all
beginning with r-o-s-e-n. Triangular countries according to the calculations of
Tom Alps were the subject of the next set of bonuses. No, I didn’t get it
either. Bristol did, they took a full house to reduce the gap to thirty points.
So to the music starter. A quick blast on an organ was enough to allow Alex
Radcliffe in with Saint-Saens. More organ heavy works provided nowt for any of
us. Still the Durham buzzer onslaught continued with the next starter. This
time it was Harry Scully in with the word lumen. I didn’t really understand
what the next set of bonuses meant, but they were all about notable American
academics and their works. Durham took one, which took their lead to fifty
five. Jacob McLaughlin took the next starter for Bristol with the Isle of
Arran and Andorra. Effects in Physics yielded just one bonus, at a time when
Bristol desperately needed another full house. Alex Radcliffe came in too early
for he next starter and lost five, but none of us knew that MOBA stands for
Museum of Bad Art. Sam Kehler recognised the colours and description of the
flag of Belgium. Ignatius Sancho, an 18th century man of letters,
brought a further ten points. This mean that at the 20 minute mark the score stood
at 100- 85. Durham led, but the gap was back down to 15.
So it was that Durham did what they’d done before when
Bristol threatened- buzzed early and took the next starter, with Harry Scully
identifying the work of Kandinsky for the second picture starter. Three more
paintings of rowers yielded one bonus. Harry Scully struck again for the next starter,
recognising parts of the eye. Durham then took two bonuses on, literally,
rocket science. It was funny they knew Tsiolkovsky but not Goddard. So, with
Durham now leading by 55, surely the title was in the bag? Nobody knew the work
Learning from Las Vegas for the next starter. Sam Kehler knew that Hattusa was
the capital of the Hittite Empire. Two bonuses on philosophy narrowed the gap
to 35. Sam Kehler took a double knowing of an experiment that simulated a
prison environment. Two bonuses on world events of the 1060s narrowed the gap
to 15. With little time left, bearing in mind we needed a few minutes for the
presentation formalities, suddenly the next starter became of paramount
importance. Asked which distance was the race in the medal ceremony for which
John Carlos, Peter Norman and Tommie Smith made one of the most famous Olympic
photographs of all time, Sam Kehler won the buzzer race. But. He answered 400m,
losing 5 and allowing Harry Scully to answer 200m. On such small margins, and
his was cruel luck for Sam Kehler, whose buzzes had kept Bristol in the hunt. Here
was time for one bonus on refrigerants before the gong. Durham won by 155 –
120.
I predicted that it would be a close contest, and it was,
even though a times it really didn’t feel as close as it was. I can only
apologise to Bristol for cursing them with the Clark tip. As JP said, they
should take a great deal of pride from the way that they have played the
series. So should Durham, who were presented with the trophy by Jung Chang –
among other distinctions she is the author of the excellent Wild Swans, a book
I can recommend. Worthy University Challenge champions, 2023.
A final word of thanks, though to Jeremy Paxman. Since 1994
he has made the show his own, so much so that it is difficult to envisage
anyone else in the chair.
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of
The Week
Sunday on the Pot With George is an exhibit in the Museum
of Bad Art