Emmanuel, Cambridge v. St. Edmund
Hall, Oxford
Right, dearly beloved, a very interesting
match up this, as Oxbridge derbies often are. We had Dani Cugini’s Emmanuel
team, up against Freddy Leo’s Teddy Hall outfit. Freddy Leo, you may recall, is
the lightning fingered skipper whose buzzer performance in the first two rounds
was as worthy of comment as Jason Golfinos. The Emmanuel team were Connor
Macdonald, Vedanth Nair, Ben Harris, and skipper, LAM reader Dani Cugini. St.
Edmund Hall were Agastya Pisharody, Marceline Bresson, Lizzie Fry and captain,
Freddy Leo.
Now, as soon as William Penny Brooks
was mentioned I knew that the first starter was about the Olympics. When de Coubertin
was also mentioned Vedanth Nair won the buzzer race to take the points. Bonuses
on Stockholm brought a full house. Maybe it was just me, but the next starter
seemed to be crying out for the answer – Einstein – but Vedanth Nair undid some
of his own previous good work coming in early to offer Linus Pauling. This
allowed Freddy Leo to come in for his first of the evening. Lamb’s Tales from
Shakespeare made a rather lovely set, and they produced their own full house,
every bit as worthy of a Paxman well done, but not receiving one for their
pains. A rare Leo missbuzz saw him come in too early for the next starter with
a rather wild guess – even just from Edward Jenner he ought to have known it
could only be cow pox or small pox that was required. Given the full question
Dani knew it was cow pox. Sites inscribed on the UNESCO World Heritage List saw
them only add 5 more points to their score. The decisive battle of 1356 gave me
enough to work out we wanted the actor Sidney Poitier for the next starter, and
a moment or two later we saw Freddy Leo employ that distinctive buzzing style,
where he seems to bounce up on his chair while slamming down the buzzer, to
provide the same answer. The physicist Lise Meitner – wasn’t she the co-writer
of 80s sitcom The Young Ones? – gave both of us one correct bonus for nuclear
fission. I can tell you, it was a relief to get the lap of honour out of the
way early in this show. So to the picture round, and we saw the title of One
Hundred Years of Solitude in Spanish. Neither team was in especially quickly,
and it fell to Freddy Leo. Three more works in English influenced by Magical
Realism whose titles had been translated into Spanish provided a full house in
fairly short order. This meant that at the 10 minute mark St. Edmund Hall led
by 60 – 35.
Linear Accelerator meant nowt to me,
but it gave Freddy Leo starter number 4. Coalition governments. This yielded
but little, but that hardly mattered considering that the momentum seemed to be
all with Teddy Hall by this point. Now, I fancy it may have been on UC in years
gone by that I first heard the word mondegreen – it’s a misheard lyrics thing.
All of Mondays participants were too young to have watched it back then so that
one went begging. Dani Cugini played a captain’s innings with the next starter,
coming in early after working out that the clues in the question were all
pointing to words beginning with the letter K. Large numbers filled me with
apathy, but to be fair you could at least have an educated guess at these. I
took 2, and Emmanuel 1. The main thing was thought that it put them at just a
full set behind. With Leo in such form, Emmanuel had to buzz early, so I don’t
blame Connor MacDonald for coming in too early for the next starter. Freddy Leo
knew that Admiral Donitz was eventually named as Hitler’s successor. Bonuses on
logic brought two to Teddy Hall and 1 to me – asked for a British philosopher
if the year is possible I always answer Bertrand Russell – he crops up
regularly on UC does our Bert. So to the music starter. To be fair we were
allowed perhaps 3 bars before Leo leaped at his buzzer again. Alright, it was
quite a well known piece of music, but nonetheless this was still impressive.
More pieces written after the composers in question had suffered hearing loss provided
one bonus. Funnily enough they never went for the most obvious ‘deaf composer’ in
Beethoven. Emma hadn’t given up, and Dani was in for the next – sadly too
early, but nonetheless the right tactics to adopt. Of course, this left an open
goal for Freddy Leo to tap synecdoche into the net. By this stage I couldn’t
help wondering if Freddy was going to score all of his team’s starters in this
match. Actors who’ve played Heathcliff on screen paid tribute to Timothy ‘Jones
the Bond’ Dalton but brought just the one correct answer. To be fair to Agastya
Pisharody he did have a shy at the next Science starter, but lost 5 for his
pains. Nobody knew a pi bond (make your own puns). Nobody knew the Wanderings
of Oisin by Yeats for the next starter. All of which meant that Teddy Hall led
by 120 to 40 as we approached 20 minutes, and to all intents and purposes this
contest was over.
Connor Macdonald knew that Maricopa
is the most populous county of Arizona. The Bible didn’t provide them with any
further points sadly. So to the second picture starter. Freddy Leo recognised
the work of Delacroix, and so earned bonuses on three more examples of
orientalism in fine art. 2 correct answers ensued. Freddy Leo was first in to
recognise clues to the name Mansfield. Alternative statements of the principle
of conservation of energy did nowt for me, but when I came back to
consciousness after the set, Teddy Hall had scored another 10 points. Marceline
Bresson had a wild punt with the next starter – she could afford to, but nobody
worked out that Alpha Centauri would probably be in the constellation of
Centaurus – hence the name. Look, when you’re under pressure somehow the
obvious becomes a lot less obvious, I know. Still having a go, Vedanth Nair
came in too early for the next starter about the method of dismissal covered by
law 38 in cricket. That man Leo knew that the last Stuart Monarch to rule
solely in Scotland was Mary Queen of Scots. Conductors – that’s orchestral
rather than bus or lightning – brought 5 more points, but it was all academic
by this stage of the game. Naming two German states that border the Czech
Republic was a bit of a gift for Freddy Leo, and he quickly supplied Saxony and
Bavaria to take his own and his team’s 11th starter. Poems by Robert
Browning put the Oxford team within striking distance of the 200 barrier. Ben
Harris, though, took his team through the 50 point barrier, recognising several
works connected by chip. As for the bonuses, well by the time that JP had said ‘perpendicular
gothic architecture’ we were gonged.
The final score was 190 to 55. The
huge difference between the two teams on the score board actually came down to
one factor – the buzzing of Freddy Leo. He took every single one of his team’s
11 starters – and 11 is a ridiculous number of starters for one individual to
get in one show. A fantastic performance. The team’s conversion rate was over
50% as well, slightly better than Emma’s. Well, Emma aren’t out of it by any
means, but will be drinking in the last chance saloon in their next match. They’ve
been there before, though, and know how to bounce back. As for Teddy Hall,
well, it was always going to be said after this performance – the question
remains, what happens to them if Freddy Leo has an off day? Time may tell.
Jeremy Paxman Watch
Seemingly in a good mood this
evening, he handed out a coveted – well done – to Emmanuel as early as the
first set of bonuses. On the coalition government sets, the Oxford skipper
hesitated before answering, referring to JP when he said “He’s going to laugh
at us if we say something stupid, isn’t he?” to which JP smiled as if to say –
yes, I am. Then he went easy when their actual answer was a little wide of the
mark. We later on had the remarkable sight of JP apologising to Emmanuel when
they offered William Tyndale for John Wycliffe. That wouldn’t have happened
five years ago, let me tell you that. Then he corrected himself. He told Freddy
Leo that a painting was Parisian Women “As you guessed” and then, bearing in
mind possibly the Guttenplanesque nature of Freddy’s performance, he said “ or
as you KNEW”. Which he followed up with “Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult you!
You KNEW it! Well done!” What has gotten into him?
Interesting Fact That I Didn’t Already Know Of The Week
Stephen Langton is credited with making
the chapter divisions in the Bible that we use today.